Georgia Governor signs “Guns Everywhere” legislation.
Not that I had any plans to set foot in Georgia anytime soon in the first place, but let me just go ahead an outright ban that state from any future travel itineraries.
These are the places where you can now carry a gun in Georgia:
- Bars (!!!!???!!)
- Government Buildings
- Pretty Much AnyDamnWhere
No ma’am, y’all can keep that particular brand of bullet-ridden crazy.
4:00 pm • 23 April 2014 •
Look at this photo.
Meryl Streep told US Weekly that when she was younger she thought she was "too ugly to be an actress."
Pardon me while I drink this entire bottle of Clorox bleach because I am clearly too ugly to live.
#NotReallyThough #BecauseImCuteToday #BeingBougieAtTheOperaLater #HadToBeFlyForTheCultureQueens
2:00 pm • 23 April 2014 •
The end of Square?
I don’t know much about finance…but I do know about marijuana and there are a lot of pot dealers who will be really sad if/when Square goes kaput. How does a business even run out of money when its sole purpose is to collect funds? And do I even want you processing my credit card payments when you recorded $100 million in losses last year?
12:18 pm • 23 April 2014 •
Oklahoma bill to surcharge solar and wind users passes legislature.
In 1977, Oklahoma passed a bill that would prohibit power companies from adding extra charges to solar and wind users as a way to recoup some of the costs from losing those customers. The current Oklahoma legislature has reversed that bill and the new legislation is awaiting the governor’s signature.
Happy Earth Day!
4:01 pm • 22 April 2014 •
Racist Easter eggs.
Some people buy those plastic Easter eggs for their kids and put candy in em. Some people put little games inside. And some people put white power messages:
Someone needs to tell these crybaby racists that White Jesus is not here for you using his Re-Birthday to spread your own political agenda. You need to save that for the day after so White Jesus can get all his deserved attention on his special day.
2:00 pm • 22 April 2014 •
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What’s Janet Jackson’s big announcement?
Jimmy Jam (half of production duo Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis who crafted 90% of Janet’s biggest hits) tweeted this last week:
Y’all. Is Janet about to release some music?
6:10 pm • 21 April 2014 •
Conservatives can’t grasp a pro-choicer excited about her pregnancy.
Chelsea Clinton — pro-choice supporter, Liberal darling, and all-around rational human being — announced last week that she and her husband are expecting a child later this year.
This is the tone of some of the responses from the Right:
Way to keep it classy, Republicans. You never fail to lower the bar for yourselves at every available opportunity.
4:00 pm • 21 April 2014 •