When I do log in to Grindr randomly because I’m traipsing through a new neighborhood or waiting in line I get two kinds of messages. This kind, or the other kind that I can’t post because it’s all bootyhole pics.
Jacksonville, Florida (CNN) — Jurors found Michael Dunn guilty of first-degree murder Wednesday in the 2012 shooting death 17-year-old Jordan Davis.
I was tempted to jump up and say something like “We finally got one!!!” However I realize that is very tacky and I refrained.
Then I changed my mind because it’s been very difficult to be Black, read the news, and stay calm these past few years, so screw it: WE FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!!
This is the cartoon:
This is the statement:
Contributors to our Editorial and Opinion pages have the right to express their views, and satire is clearly used in Jerry Holbert’s cartoon today. That said, we sincerely regret if we inadvertently offended anyone and extend our sincere apologies.
This is me:
(well, not literally me because I would never wear a shiny cornhusk placemat on my head for 3 seasons in a row, but you get the idea)
I stopped breathing a total of five times. FIVE! From just the trailer! This is probably going to be the single best season of reality television in the history of the genre…not that there’s a whole lot to live up to, but just work with me here because I am hella excited right now.
And this is REAL drama too, not that throwed-together mess they try to pull on RHONY and RHOBH. Ain’t nayan chile on this show a good enough actress to pull this mess off in any sort of acting capacity.
Remember Sweet Cakes by
Homophobia Melissa? The Oregon bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple? Well. They closed. And the state is suing them for $150,000, so now Head Bigot Baker Melissa Klein is out here crying at Conservative functions because it’s just soooo unfairrrrrr.
Honestly, I’d be a lot less salty toward this woman if her bigotry was actually based on some archaic interpretation of her religion, but she has no problems making cakes for a divorce party and a pagan solstice shindig, so she’s basically just an awful homophobe who got caught being awful and wants some other bigots to feel bad for her.
Let me explain to you who likes using the word “thug”:
No one would ever come up with the idea of “Thug Kitchen” aside from people who have neither cognizance of nor desire to stop perpetuating a stereotype. ONLY white people would be clueless enough to make this a thing and I’m disappointed y’all were really following this mess in the first place.
That moment when a low-quality casual restaurant chain starts using slang you’ve never heard of.
Am I old now? Am I still Black? I don’t remember “fleek” being discussed at the last BBQ. Was this a late entry on the program that I missed because I was having my Itis Nap? What does fleek even mean? Who started it? What’s it derived from?
Actually, I really think Black people are just throwing random words out there now to see how long it takes before white folks be like “oooo that is so cool, let’s wear this completely the fuck out real quick.”