February 2011
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“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”
– —Spice Girls, “Wannabe”
Hmmm. Sounds like SOMEBODY wannabe a ho.
This is why all those dudes on Maury have so many Baby Mommas…they grew up on the Spice Girls and now they gettin with everybody’s friends.
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Style Mishap of the Day: Ashlee Simpson
I mean………………………..*silence*
This has no positives. Albinism is a genetic disorder. You not supposed to just go off and try to recreate that look.
Source: People
And this just a few weeks after Pete lost his eyeliner and forgot how to use a flat iron:
I MEAN…………………….*silence*
I am just...
January 2011
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Discounts on Quality Porn, Anyone?
So let’s talk about some Porn Discounts.
I was reading Fleshbot and came across an article (NSFW) about a new site some of you…lonelier folks might be able to make some use of.
If you know Groupons…this is like that, but for subscriptions to Porn sites.
If you don’t know Groupons, I’ll break it down real short and sweet. It’s called CouponOfPorn.
You see...
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sup3rficialh3ro-deactivated2011 asked: your blog is amazing in so many ways, I just lost so much time reading your posts.
I'ma come back after college and read some more :P
I'ma come back after college and read some more :P
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Britney Spears and ANOTHER Wedding...
…not hers though. Her gay assistant got gaymarried.
So let’s talk about how famous people can be bridesmaids too! What? Yeah, I know, right? Weird.
AUTOMATICALLY I am loving her cunty assistant. Why am I calling him cunty without meeting him or knowing anything about him? Well I know all I need to know from that dress. That dress speaks to me. It says “Just cause you...
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Lauryn Hill - I'm calling you out!
So let’s talk about how I think Lauryn Hill is a FAKE!
Cue: Boooooos from the readers!
I’ll just make this short and sweet, because I am TIRED of Ms. Hill’s shenanigans.
How do you go from one of the most critically acclaimed hip-hop albums made by a group, to one of the most critically acclaimed hip-hop albums made by a solo artist, to….Homie the Clown?
Ms. Hill...
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“Listen, I would never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, pancake...”
– —NeNe Leakes
In honor of the RHOA finale tonight, this quote needed to be resurrected. Oh the good ole days when I used to like NeNe. Before she turned into an irrational moose with an anger problem.
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Would you eat this guy's Meat?
……………………………No. In any context, the answer is no.
So let’s talk about how this dude is trying to grow meat in a lab.
CHARLESTON, South Carolina (Reuters) – In a small laboratory on an upper floor of the basic science building at the Medical University of South Carolina, Vladimir Mironov, M.D., Ph.D., has been working...
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“…playin around with them raggedy heffas.”
– — Beyonce, in “If” by Destiny’s Child
I hadn’t listened to DC Fulfilled in a good couple of years. I forgot Beyonce was a hoodrat deep in her soul.
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I just saw a Golden Girl naked.
So let’s talk about how I ran up on some nude pics of Betty White.
OK fine, it’s not even as scandalous as all that. But I was reading Fleshbot—gotta keep up on my Porno Gossip—and apparently Betty White posed nude in her WayBack Days. All those people who are like “OMGarsh don’t pose nude it’ll ruin your life!” are wrong I guess. Back in St....
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A Master's in The Beatles? Sounds like Underwater...
So let’s talk about how this Canadian lady just got a Master’s degree in Beatles. Not the insect. The band.
(AP) LONDON - A former Miss Canada finalist has become the first graduate of a Liverpool university’s groundbreaking degree program based on analyzing the Beatles’ music and their impact on Western culture. Liverpool Hope University officials believe the...
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Who Gives A Fuck: British Royals Edition
So let’s talk about how Kate & Prince William are getting the TV movie treatment….on THIS side of the pond.
*recordstops*
What?
I’m not British. So I have no idea if the people there are super-fascinated by the Royals and this wedding and blah blah blahness. But I haven’t found one American friend who gives a fuck. Therefore, I’m not really sure who...
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Vaginas are The Devil.
So let’s talk about how NOT to get nominated for an Oscar:
Eat pussy on screen.
So let’s talk about how TO get nominated for an Oscar:
Get your pussy eaten on screen.
I was just browsing the interwebs and I came across this article by Nathaniel Rogers about the upcoming Oscar race. Annette Bening, Natalie Portman, and Michelle Williams are all nominated for Best Actress. What do...
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Dad's Meatloaf with Tomato Relish Recipe
So let’s talk about how I’ve been making this meatloaf for years and it’s a hit every single time.
I make this meatloaf for people who think they hate meatloaf. I made 5 lbs (about 12-16 servings) over the holidays for 7 people…and we demolished it. Barely enough for small leftovers the next day. Moist and Delicious!
MEATLOAF WITH TOMATO RELISH
Ingrediants (Tomato...
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The Middle East is Rolling; Egypt Follows Suit
This is absolutely the best summary of what is happening in the Middle East/North Africa right now. With Egypt COMPETELY cutting off the Internet (who knew that was even possible?!) all eyes are focused on what’s going on. And what it means for the rest of the world. Sadly, too many of us wait for a catastrophic event before we start paying attention to the world around us. If...
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“Your career is so dead you should endorse CASKETS.”
– Marlon Wayans (on Joe Budden)
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“Ms. Portman can now claim what appears to be a unique distinction: She may be...”
– — A.O. Scott, on Black Swan and No Strings Attached.
Source: NYTimes
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
BOOM! ROASTED!
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Our Wal-Mart is better than yours. It has hookers...
Rafi: Would you suck 14 dicks for $960?
Kim: How much is that for each?
Rafi: Somewhere between 65 and 70 per cock.
Kim: Hmm...possibly. I dunno. There are so many variables. Why are we talking about this?
Rafi: Some hooker on Twitter posted it.
Kim: They let hookers be all up on twitter?
Rafi: There's no question like "Do you play with dicks for a living."
Kim: Well they should have one. They should have one on the Wal-Mart job app too.
Rafi: What Wal-Mart you go to where the cashiers are hookers?
Kim: They're not necessarily hookers. It's just the feeling of desperation. Like they would do it for a sub sandwich and a tank of gas.
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Will Ferrell is coming to "The Office."
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Good job, NBC.
Source: YahooNews.
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Obsessed: Bartek Borowiec
So let’s talk about Bartek Borowiec.
I am literally feeling nauseous with jealousy towards A) Him and B) Anybody who knows him.
I was just minding my own business, looking for some new hairstyles and THIS GOD just appeared on my screen. I don’t always like redheads. And I don’t always like guys with long hair. But when I do…it’s intense. And he just hit some...
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Hey guys...don't jack off outside.
So let’s talk about how IceT’s son just got arrested.
(Lil’ Ice T, CoCo T, and Mr. Ice T….what a respectable T Family)
So there are two versions of this story (GUESS WHICH ONE I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!)
Lil’ Ice went outside to piss and the cops got him for indecent exposure.
Lil’ Ice got all Turnt On in the club and went outside to beat it and the cops got him...
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Reese Jacobs AKA Reese Rideout really is gay for...
….not.
So Reese and his “wife” did an interview with Marie Claire UK. Basically, he did a lil porn behind his wife’s back to make some extra money to put towards buying a house. She was mad when she found out because he was sneaking around behind her back. The solution of course isn’t to get a new part-time job…no the solution is to do GAY porn instead,...
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