November 2011
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Just so you don't think I go hard for Scandinavia...
Look at this chart I found on JMG comparing a few things like poverty, heathcare, and education.
Top 5 most “just” countries? Iceland, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland. And don’t forget Denmark & Sweden are both in the top 10 list of the happiest countries.
And where’s America?
Way down there, right above Greece, whose economy has been fodder for comedians for...
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White girls gone wild!
I’m sure you already know Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony, so lemme clue you in to who Stacy Schuler is real quick.
Forget what you heard about gym teachers being fat lesbians because Ms. Schuler is basically a walking mantrap for teens.
…[Schuler] was convicted on Thursday of 16 felony counts of sexual battery and three misdemeanor counts of providing alcohol to minors when she...
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Let's see what GloZell has to say about Kris and...
Because obviously I don’t give two wet shits about Kim Kardashian. Unless someone is making fun of her.
And she wasn’t done. Youtube video after the jump.
She is right though.
He does kind of look like a Great Ape.
October 2011
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How does a city end a peaceful protest without...
Send anarchists and vagrants to turn the protesters against each other, wait for the violence, and then deploy police as a reaction to violence. That’s what’s happening to Occupy Wall Street. It’s a brilliant strategy in a purely tactical sense. No matter what side you’re on, you have to tip your hat to Bloomberg in recognition of this power play.
City leaders across...
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Let's compare Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts, just...
The Girl Scouts have been in the news the past week or so with a little “transgender controversy” (oooo! scary!) and the Boy Scouts have yet another sexual abuse scandal (are they the Catholic Church now?) and I need to talk about it. Cause it’s interesting. First though, I had to find out something about the Girl Scouts (aside from those delicious cookies), and that made me...
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Being an actor on The Walking Dead must be hella...
You know when somebody gets nominated for an Oscar and the role was so “emotionally taxing” or whatever? And everybody is all “where did you pull the emotions from? How did you keep it together?” Yeah well…a movie is only two hours. The Walking Dead is 45 min every week and they shot all summer like five days a week.
Can you imagine? Going to work everyday to be...
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Watch this video.
Sunday Videos: Happy Halloween
Roseanne
The older seasons of Roseanne are so good and this Halloween episode is from season 2.
(part 2 after the break)
Part 2
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Sunday Videos: Happy Halloween
Family Matters
TBH, this is one of my least favorite sitcoms of all time, but I kind of like this episode because it’s so ridiculous.
(parts 2 and 3 after the break)
Part 2
Part 3 ?
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Sunday Videos: Happy Halloween!
The Cosby Show
Vanessa has a costume party at the house. I’m sure you remember.
(Parts 2 & 3 after the break)
Part 2
Part 3
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OMG Project Runway.
Whether you were happy or sad, this was obviously everyone’s face.
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Strawberries protect the stomach from alcohol.
And this is why I have Facebook. Because my friends post links to articles like this.
A team of Italian, Serbian and Spanish researchers has confirmed the protecting effect that strawberries have in a mammal stomach that has been damaged by alcohol. Scientists gave ethanol (ethyl alcohol) to laboratory rats and, according to the study published in the journal Plos One, have thus proved that the...
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So let's talk about Alan Grayson.
I’ve been avoiding getting Too Deep into the Occupy Wall Street movement because, to put it bluntly, I have no faith in our country. I agree with every talking point that comes out of that whole situation, but do I believe anything will change? Absolutely not.
Aside from a complete overhaul of how our economy works, there is no way to mitigate the financial damages done to the...
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Teachers' hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and...
It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do - BABYSIT! We can get that for minimum wage. That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time, or any time they spend before or after school. That would be $19.50 a day (7:45 to 3:00 PM with 45 min. off for lunch and planning— that equals...
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So I have this bookmark folder for Tumblr.
I was going through my “People I don’t know but like to read about” list, and there was this whole thing about Disney princesses. I can pretty much name all of them because I’m a student of pop culture, but these are the Disney Princess Movies I’ve seen:
The Princess and the Frog because every other colored person saw it too.
Beauty & the Beast because I was...
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WatchMy Strange Addiction
When did I miss this episode? So mad with myself right now. I don’t wanna tell you what she’s doing though. You need to just live that surprise the way I did. But I will say this:
If you are feeling—in any way—upset about the state of your life, just randomly turn on TLC, Discovery Health, or A&E after 9 o’clock EST and I...
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I threw a little party for myself last year.
I had had the worst couple of months and gained like 15 lbs of fat. My hair was not Bouncin & Behavin like it usually does. My skin was jacked. I had no job and I was just generally feeling like a failure.
But I turned it around. I started eating right and being active. I had a couple of job offers. My hair started obeying and my T-zone started playing nice with the rest of my face. In...
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“With all due respect, this is my show. I helped make it what it is.”
– —Maksim Chmerkovskiy on Dancing With the Stars
I do love me some Maks.
But let’s be real here.
It’s obviously Derek Hough’s show. I mean have you seen his Emmy nominations? And his eyebrows?
Those eyebrows basically scream Greatness shall befall me.
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On July 31st, 1992...
…do you know what 3 movies came out?
Bebe’s Kids
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Death Becomes Her
BRB.
Gonna go petition the White House to make July 31st an official holiday.
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What's the dirtiest surface you come into contact...
Just think about your day real quick and all the stuff you touched. What had the most germs? A water fountain? Maybe the sink or door handles in a public restroom?
How about……..the gas pump.
…Gas pump handles turned out to be the filthiest surface that Americans encounter on the way to work, according to a study released on Tuesday by Kimberly-Clark Professional, a unit...
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Wait. Jason Sudeikis and Ashley Olsen?
This can’t be a real thing, can it?
Ashley Olsen and “SNL” funny man Jason Sudeikis were spotting getting close at the after-party for “Tower Heist” last night, reports the New York Daily News.
According to a party-goer the 36-year-old actor had his arm around the 25-year-old former child star turned designer, while they “snuggled” in a booth at Stone...
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I forgot Nick Gruber & Calvin Klein were still a...
But then I saw this ménage à trois creepy on the Village Voice.
Pop Quiz! What is going on in this picture?
A) Nick and the unnamed homosexual in the middle are having wild Chelsea sex every chance they get.
B) Calvin is grooming this new gay to take Nick’s place once he’s too old to be a trophy queer.
C) The new gay and Nick do it in front of Calvin during NCIS commercial...
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Texas, we are so broke up now.
Look at this proposed license plate:
They’re also proposing a license plate with the Confederate Flag on it.
Whelp. Lemme just add that to the list of states in which Rafi will not be hanging out. So far we have Texas, Arizona & Utah, Montana & Idaho, and Mississippi.
And I’ll just randomly add West Virginia because that’s not a real place.
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Last night I was cutting my hair.
And watching all of my Sunday Shows (The Walking Dead, Desperate Housewives, Pan-Am) when I noticed some music in the background. I paused the TV for a minute and I could hear Toni Braxton “Seven Whole Days” coming from my neighbor’s apartment. Well, that is my Jam Always, so I sang along.
I was ready to unpause the TV, but before I could get to the remote, The Strokes...
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Remember when all the famous white girls were...
Nip-slips had ceased to be enough so everybody took their panties off, hiked their hemlines up, and got out of cars a lot. I never knew where they were going. I just saw them getting out of cars a lot, presumably for the sole purpose of showing their bald coochies to the paparazzi.
Lindsay was all up in that. I could probably pick her pussy out of a line-up if I had to. She’s since...
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People are being shot in NYC.
To be fair, somebody is always getting shot in NYC. The average is right around 5 gunshot victims per day. October has been a surprisingly busy month for gun violence, up almost 30 percent from this time last year. Why?
Occupy Wall Street.
Some high-ranking cops with the NYPD explain why. The city has this thing called borough task forces. Those are the guys you see meandering about outside...
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inspencersopinion started following you
Cute. Beard. Sold.
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If we're never having sex ever in life, I don't...
Because it doesn’t matter one way or the other. But if you ask and I tell you, that should be the end of it. Why are you on the end of my dick anyway, so to speak? Stay out of my bedroom.
So one of my (straight) friends came over the other day and at some point he had to use the john. When he came out of the bathroom, this exchange happened.
Him: Raf, remember that time I asked you if...
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Oh, Queen Latifah.
I wonder if it bothers her that the best songs she’s written the past two decades have been theme songs to her television shows…
“Living Single”
“Single Ladies”
They’re really good songs though, let’s be honest.
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We should really stop picking on Christians.
(via JMG)
Oh but wait. There’s more. Let’s check in with Florida.
Larry Davis is the principal of Clay Hill Elementary in the Greater Jacksonville Metro Area. He’s a Christian, of course. This is the part of Florida that’s still The South, before you go further down and it turns into the sixth borrough of NYC…and then Cuba…and then gay people. As with a...
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I didn't realize Tyler Perry could make me loathe...
But Mr. Perry just cast Kim Kardashian in his next movie. Not as a joke or a cameo or a one-line walk-on or playing herself. No, this is an actual speaking role by a character who is part of the plot, a role that actors probably auditioned for and lost to Kim Kardashian.
I’m only watching it if all her scenes look like this:
I am. So moved.
In what amounts to her most substantial...
