December 2011
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If Chris Meloni ends up on True Blood...
…then you might as well just go on ahead and call that my new favorite show and I’ve never even seen an episode.
Looks like Christopher Meloni might be going from solving gruesome murders to committing them. On screen, of course. The former “Law & Order: SVU” star, who left the NBC series last spring after 12 seasons, is in talks to join the cast of the fifth...
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I learned this from a drag queen.
If you wanna smuggle cocaine on an airplane, put it in a condom and shove it up your butt. And then, take another condom and fill it with lotion and push that up there too. If you show up on scan, whatever TSA agent pulls out that first condom full of “mysterious creamy white substance” is really not gonna bother with the second one.
#LifeLessons
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One of the things that annoys me most about a lot...
…is that they act like they’re the only people in the world.
AFA has compiled a list of companies where good Christians should do their Christmas shopping based on how often the word “Christmas” is used in their advertising. Calling it the “holiday season” basically says that company hates Jesus.
(via JMG)
This is the Top Comment on the article:
Dennis...
November 2011
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I thought Arizona's state gun legislation was the...
I was wrong.
(via JMG)
A gun club in Scottsdale, Arizona is inviting children to pose for pictures with Santa Claus – and a high-powered firearm. Each family member carries their choice of weapon, from pistols to $80,000 machine guns.
Toting the gun, and perhaps belts of ammunition around their necks, they smile alongside a rather bewildered-looking Santa. Children and babies can also get...
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Today in Republican gay sex scandals...
Republicans continue to be major hypocrites Part Three.
(Don’t forget Part Two - Steve Stevlic and Part One - Phillip Hinkle)
Pat Sullivan just went from this uniform…
…to this one.
Nice job, Pat. You are certainly doing the Most right now.
Pat Sullivan is the former sheriff of Arapahoe County, Colorado. I shouldn’t make any jokes about how “Arapahoe”...
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You guys.
I almost had a heart attack this morning.
So this is me, sleep. Dead to the world. And suddenly I’m wide awake hearing some kind of weird scratching, jumping, creepy howl situation going on outside my window. My first thought (why, I don’t know) was that it was the Rapture! So I sat straight up in the middle of the bed looking around my room for signs of Jesus and the sounds were...
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So straight men have a Grindr app now.
^^This was my face when I read about it.
It’s called the Bromance App and it’s supposed to bring like-minded straight men together.
…The app was thought up by partners Jeffrey Canty, Jordan Perry, Brayden Wilmouth, and Nic Stauber, who, according to a press release, “created technology out of a need.”
The four developers “found in moving around during...
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I'm sure you saw that racist lady go HAM on the...
She got arrested!
A woman has been arrested after an online video apparently showed a woman abusing ethnic minority passengers on a packed south London tram.
The clip, viewed more than two million times since being uploaded to YouTube on Sunday, shows a woman sitting with a child, shouting at fellow passengers.
British Transport Police said a woman, 34, had been arrested on suspicion of a...
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So I just signed up for XL Nightclub.
I know. What the pure fuck. But. This is what happens.
Some homosexual will text me when it opens in January and be like “oh hey let’s go to that new gay club in Hell’s Kitchen” and I will be sitting on my bed making I Don’t Really Want To noises and invariably decide to go anyway so I text back a confirmation and get my mind right to be in that space.
Until...
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Eyeroll of the day: Look at all these fucking...
So this was Abercrombie & Fitch’s promo pic ahead of Black Friday with some bullshit-ass press kit talmbout how they were gonna have even more Generically Interchangeable Shirtless White Men in the store for the holiday.
I feel like I shouldn’t have to actually voice my annoyance at this and that people should just GET WHY this shit is fucking ridic. But still, bulletpoints for...
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Goddamn there are a lot of hot bears on tumblr.
Seriously.
Half of my dashboard is People I Know. The other half is basically hot guys who post lots of pics of themselves and I be thinkin “COME TO NYC AND I WILL LOVE UP ON YOU ALWAYS.”
(but I’m not a bear so nvm I will just look nonchalantly like “oh” but inside be like “OH OHKAY :cumsplosion:”)
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Obviously I didn't wake up this morning and do any...
Reason being I was so hung over I wanted to kill whoever invented alcohol. Like, what is the deal? I basically just volunteered to feel like absolute shit and for what? Everything I did yesterday I coulda done completely sober and not been wrapped around my toilet at 4am throwing up everything I’ve ever eaten in life.
But anyway.
I’ma just write this long ass blog about the gayest...
Apparently, I left my phone on the subway.
How do I know? Because this nice lady just sent me a Facebook message saying I did and she has it.
I want to buy her a present but I don’t know what. Any suggestions?
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Drake is softer than baby shit.
Forreal.
I just got halfway through the album and spontaneously grew a vagina. I reached down to see if my pussy was wet and I was like “………oh.”
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Rambling Wednesdays: Why I don't have more gay...
So I jokingly made a post about The Saturdays, and how I need more homos with whom to throw dance parties to their music, and I got a couple of messages asking why I don’t know many gay guys.
I’m not a complainer by nature. I don’t like whining about my “problems” or going to my friends on some I’m so sad about so and so because in the grand scheme of things,...
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Someone made fun of something I said.
I don’t remember what it was, but apparently, I said it funny. I grew up in South Carolina. Be grateful I don’t say everything funny. One of my science teachers in junior high used to say col-yums (columns), d-rowwws (rows), and immetriately (immediately). That is the foundation upon which my education is founded, ok?
Leave me alone.
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Maybe I'll raise my kids super Christian and then...
#GoodParenting
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First of all...
Jackie Christie, this whole situation…
IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
She’s not fat, so let’s not go all Body Beautiful Campaign on me. I am not calling her fat. I’m calling that the most unfortunate “dress” I’ve seen all season. I see why everybody looks at her crosseyed when she talks about being a designer. Jackie Christie couldn’t design outfits for...
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I wish I had more gay friends.
Or girl friends.
Because all I wanna do for the rest of the week is dance and throw pillows to The Saturdays’ new album in cute underwear with champagne.
I basically want to live in this photoshoot right now.
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Milquetoast Romney released his first campaign ad.
Let me first go on record by saying I love how Mitt is completely unconcerned with those other Republican yahoos.
[Evelyn Lozada voice] They are just completely non-muthafuckin factors in this election.
While they’re all wallowing around in their own scandals and stupidity, throwing snide remarks at each other to continue on in the competition in hopes of becoming America’s Next...
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WatchSNL: Thanksgiving with the Vogelchecks
More awkward gay kissing from the First Family of Saliva.
That’s not important.
What’s important is, my husband showed up at the end and I made a mess on myself. :-/
How much jealous rage do I have for Jason Segel right now. The only reason I haven’t made plans to kill him for tonguing down my man is his big floppy penis which...
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Lady Gaga struggled so much before she made it...
I’ve heard that so many times from her Monster Minions.
A) It’s irrelevant to how I feel about her. I think her music is boring and somebody else needs to write songs for her. She’s a great performer and an interesting entertainer, not a great musician.
B) “She paid her dues living on the Lower East Side” really isn’t paying dues. Paying dues is living...
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How does Sheree Whitfield have enough money to...
Not a little, regular-people-sized house either. That’s like 8,000 square feet with a cinema and a roller rink or some shit. Where did she get that money? Isn’t she in court trynna get child support? Bitch that don’t go together at all. Either you can afford a multi-million dollar home or you need child support. If you can’t take care of your kids, then maybe you need...
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Ok so let's talk about these two Snow White...
(Snow White & the Huntsman on the left. Mirror Mirror on the right.)
Coming out approximately 10 weeks apart in 2012, both of the trailers have now been released so let’s see why in the world two studios would release the same movie one after the other. The second one to get release, Snow White and the Huntsman, would have to be doomed to failure since audiences would have already...
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