December 2011
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Gay guys make me feel ugly.
Rude.
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Four Christmases ago...
…I wrote this.
I’d just had a real rollercoaster of a Christmas and I wrote it down so I’d remember it forever. Of all the holidays in all of the years I’ve been on the planet, this is probably the one I will remember in most detail for the rest of my life. It’s long, but if your family is annoying you (or, you’re Jewish or something) and you have nothing to...
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Blanche Devereaux is my spirit animal.
I may be dying alone in my room right now. But when they find the body, my hair will be fabulous.
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There are lots of updates about Jordans on my feed...
A) I didn’t know that was still a “thing”.
B) Wow…really?
C) I think brown people need some more hobbies.
D) Wow.
E) You do realize Michael Jordan stopped being hot before some of you could spell ‘basketball’ right?
F) They really don’t even go with anything. Am I the only one who thinks sneakers look RIDICULOUS with all outfits unless you’re...
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Did you see SNL this weekend?
Jimmy Fallon was hosting it. Is it just me, or is that the most adorable 40 year old white man in the country? I think he is precious as can be with his cute little self. And he always just seems so happy to be wherever he is. Can I be there too? We can be so happy together.
Anyway.
SNL was boo boo as usual. I don’t even know why I watch. I basically just cross my fingers for Stefon...
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Usually if I see a man cry...
…I’m like man up nigga it’s not that serious!
Forreal. I’m trying to change that mindset, but it’s still weird to see dudes cry. That’s why I was so shocked to see Olivia’s manager on Love & Hip-Hop bust out the waterworks and I was so moved!
Yo. That dude goes hard for her and she is so unappreciative. He’s spent so much time and money...
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Renee Graziano is a hot mess.
(source)
Ma’am!
In the words of Claire Huxtable, “Go cover yourself, immediately!”
So, a few months ago, Renee paid $30,000 to get her butt done and a full body lift and she said she couldn’t wait to get naked or somethin. I sure hope these stripper-pole pics aren’t a precursor to some tragic appearance in Playboy.
More pics after the jump. And a promo...
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David Archuleta is going on a Mormon mission.
He broke down at a concert last week to say he was taking a break from music to do a traditional, two-year mission with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. You can watch the video from TMZ…
…but really all you need to know is he’s putting his singing career on hold “not because somebody told me that I was supposed to do it, not because that I no longer want...
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Why does my tap water look white?
Cloudy water, also known as white water, is caused by air bubbles in the water. It is completely harmless.
It usually happens when it is very cold outside because the solubility of air in water increases as water pressure increases and/or water temperature decreases. Cold water holds more air than warm water.
In the winter, water travels from the reservoir which is very cold and warms up...
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The X-Factor finale is....*yawn*
…oh I’m sorry. I think I dozed off in the middle of typing that because the show is so boring. But yeah, the X Factor finale is tonight. Somebody is about to win $5million for being really mediumish.
PS: Does anybody else think Chris has some negro somewhere in there? Not because of his “soulful music” or whatever…he just looks colored to me.
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crusadermaximus asked: If Ron Paul is a racist: Why would he oppose drug laws because they target minorities? Why would he oppose the death penalty because minorities receive it more than whites? Why would he criticize the criminal justice system for unfairly targeting minorities? Why would he oppose racial profiling at airports? Why would he reject collectivism, which necessarily implies that he rejects "white...
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Album Review: Joe Jonas - Fastlife
You guys. We all slept on Joe Jonas.
I know I did.
I got into a pseudo-intellectual hipster conversation about pop music last night with some douchewang in some dive on the Lower East Side…because this is what happens when I have too much booze and too little gays to flirt with and he said Fastlife was a good album.
I scoffed.
Well, color me shocked and amazed because I...
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“Cutting welfare spending dramatically, I don’t think will hurt the poor.”
– —Mitt Romney, on the Ryan budget’s plans to cut $127 billion dollars in food stamps.
This is the same guy that tried to bet Rick Perry $10,000 over a trivial point in a debate. He’s also worth $190-250 million dollars. He’s totally the perfect guy to say what will and...
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I don't know why this affects me so much.
I can’t even describe the feeling. Depression? Jealousy? Confusion? Whatever it is, it’s because Ekaterina Rybolovlev just broke the record for the most money ever spent per square foot of real estate in NYC: $13,000 per square foot.
Former Citigroup chairman Sandy Weill listed his 6,744-sq-ft apartment at 15 Central Park West for an astonishing $88 million in November, promising...
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The day after Thanksgiving,
I’m just going to leave this right here.
(LULZ!)
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Anonymous asked: How about coming up with a response instead of an image. That anon deserves an actual response.
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Anonymous asked: So you are going to say Paul is racist because of a dumbass supporter or because he is from Texas? Oh no, he's friends with a racist. I guess it'd be bad if someone was friends with a terrorist. Oh wait, the current President is. Guess that makes the President a terrorist.
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Sam Taylor-Wood is an OBE now.
And I don’t mean Old Broad, Expecting. Even though that’s true.
She got honored last week as an Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire. I mean, good for her. She looks really happy.
I’m just super salty because she let that fine ass Aaron Johnson do that to himself. He went from this…
to that. Aren’t cougars supposed to keep their...
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How did I miss Sandusky's sleazeball lawyer?
What was I doing last week when this happened?
Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills. Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.
Is he...
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The Contact “Major Tom (Coming Home)”
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'I Just Made Love' App.
Well…here’s one app I hope never catches on.
…’Did you just make love? Or just want to check where people near you made love?’ says the app. ‘I just made love lets you do all that and more!’
The Android - and now iPhone - app lets you record where, when and even in what position you ‘made love’ - and then upload it to an online database -...
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So let's talk about Republicans and this Keystone...
I don’t make videos. I’m too awkward and I’d rather blog about it. But I read an article about some fresh legislation and I wanted to make a quick video about it before I run out to dinner while it’s still on my mind. I got a little heated toward the end (oops) but I cut it off before I got out of hand and started cussing at the Internets.
Sorry about the rambling. This is...
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Monkey Rides Dog, and Overshadows Madonna's...
^^That is an actual headline from this article. I didn’t change a word.
What planet do these people live on? NOTHING OVERSHADOWS MADONNA’S HALFTIME ANTICIPATION! Are you kidding me? GTFO. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. You must be on some shit, throwing unnecessary shade at Queen Madge. I’m not gonna even dignify those people and talk about that non-story, but I...
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I just wanna go on a date where we drink wine and...
ie, the parts with Regina Hall.
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Another day...another 'Family Values' Republican...
They are just intent on not doing right. Keep it in your pants, guys! What is you doing!
So far this year we have:
Chris Myers
Pat Sullivan
Steve Stevlic
Phillip Hinkle
And now, Greg Davis. Look at this Mississippi fool:
Alright, let’s talk about this big queen.
Greg Davis is the mayor of Southaven, Mississippi and he had a failed run for Congress a couple of years ago on a...
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SWV “Co-Sign”
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!...
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