March 2011
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Some Hollywood fools are remaking The Bodyguard...
…so let’s talk about what kind of remake it should be and who should be in it.
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CLASSIC REMAKE: Channing Tatum & Carrie Underwood
So, some of my friends disagree with me putting Channing into Kevin Costner’s role based on the fact that he can’t act. Aside from the fact that Sheer Sex Appeal should...
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Things that scare me walking the streets of NYC.
Getting mugged.
Getting shot.
Getting stabbed.
Getting touched by a homeless person.
Getting gay-bashed.
Getting lost in in some scary part of the Bronx/Brooklyn.
But none of those things even remotely compare to the fear that grips my soul at the thought of GETTING SHIT ON BY ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF PIGEONS THAT FLY RIGHT AT YOU.
I need a moment.
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February 2011
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New development in GaySex.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy…….
So let’s talk about this new AIDS gel for your bootyhole.
Awhile back researchers came out with a gel shown to project the vag against HIV, which is kind of Important in places like SubSaharan Africa where I guess condoms are the devil and AIDS just gets tossed around all over the place. Now, for the first time, that gel has shown that same...
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And NOW he says he wants a raise???
So let’s talk about Charlie Sheen’s complete LACK of self-awareness.
But first, let’s take a moment to relive some amazing Sheen Says moments from the past few weeks.
I’m tired of pretending I’m not special…people can’t figure me out. They can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.
They...
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Destiny’s Child “No No No (Camdino...
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Today in "Really white people...Really?"
There’s a group in Texas starting up a scholarship fund for white men.
*giggle*
I cannot WAIT for the Al Sharptons and Jesse Jacksons to come roaring out the gates with all sorts of race-baiting speeches.
My knee-jerk reaction to stories like this will always be, “What, are you effing kidding me?” But I usually pause. Sip some sweet tea. And ponder the reasoning.
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pinkfetishmss asked: So, do you know who B. Scott is?
From what I gather... I just started following you a month ago...you're bisexual, is that right?
Are you androgynous too?, I ask because of your hair
How old are you? Do you go to college/ Did you? What do you do?
Sorry for the many questions....I'm curious.
From what I gather... I just started following you a month ago...you're bisexual, is that right?
Are you androgynous too?, I ask because of your hair
How old are you? Do you go to college/ Did you? What do you do?
Sorry for the many questions....I'm curious.
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And strange people's kids continue to love Rafi.
I was on my way to get some chicken (black history month is winding down ya know) and texting on my phone as I walked down the sidewalk. This event is a MAJOR faux pas for tourists, but that’s because they can’t do both simultaneously. They either walk at the speed of molasses OR just stop completely. In the middle of the sidewalk.
I’m a seasoned pro…I know how to...
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Remember Chris Lee?
The Republican who got caught trying to cheat on his wife using Craigslist?
Well.
There were quite a few people who wondered why he resigned from Congress so quickly. Washington is FULL of adulterers who manage to keep their careers afloat. Well Gawker (via Joemygod) might have the answer: Chris was actually on the hunt for trannies and cross-dressers.
Republicans are just such sheisty,...
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Republicans are gettin outta pocket again...
…and they’re talking smack about the First Lady.
So first, let’s drop a note in about Hilary’s and Laura’s roles in their husbands’ presidencies.
Hilary wanted to be the President. I don’t think there’s anybody who couldn’t see that. So she jumped right in immediately with this Health Care initiative. She was trying to be a politician when...
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New Product: Baby Gaga!
Which is the name that specialty ice cream makers, the Icecreamists in London, have come up with for their newest product: ice cream made from breast milk.
First: No other animal drinks milk after infancy except humans. That is nasty. It’s actually pretty gross that we drink milk from other species…but that’s another day.
Second: I don’t want to eat anything even...
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“So I grabbed the bear by the THROAT, looked him right in the eyes, and I said,...”
– —Ke$ha, in her new video for “Blow.”
And this is why I don’t really mind Ke$ha. Her music is awful and I can’t listen to it because my brain melts and leaks out of my ears, but she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She’s just like “Ok…so...
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Accused killer who threw urine in court fit for...
I just read that headline. The story that comes after is kind of irrelevant after that. Because if you are just throwing piss all in the courtroom, you need to go to jail immediately. That’s not the kind of antics that get you an insanity defense. That’s the kind of antics that get your mother to smack you up upside the head and say “boy I raised you better than that.”...
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Obsessed: Willy Cartier
For anybody who knows me, I shouldn’t have to explain why I’m in love with this model. Hair, Lips, Eyebrows, absolute perfection.
^^my personal favorite. Everything about this shot is perfect.
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I am over black people today.
It’s Black History Month…true. So I’m real loose with the White Quips during February, but I need to take a moment to say Black People GET ON MY NERVES. I mean…everything is NOT about racism. Contrary to popular belief, white people don’t just walk around trying to think of ways to disparage different groups of minorities. They have other things to worry about....
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Snackers everywhere rejoice!
Sun Chips fixed that loud-ass bag.
Remember how Sun Chips had that big whole marketing campaign about its new bio-degradable bag? Everybody was all “Go Sun Chips!” and pretending they cared about the environment. Until they bought the chips and said “oh this is too loud. Pollute the planet instead.”
Personally, I was annoyed. You would rather clog the planet with...
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Lola's first interview.
Via Pinkisthenewblog, Madonna’s daughter gives her first sit-down interview. Short, but still.
I’m not sure why they picked Access Hollywood for the first interview, but this little girl is so grown. She is about to have so many fans. I don’t even follow her, but I’m Team Lola just from this 1 minute interview. And I feel like Madonna’s daughter couldn’t...
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Who has a date everyday or night from now til...
Me.
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Holler at this:
NYC bans smoking.
My first reaction was Dancing all over the Place.
I hate second-hand smoke like you would not believe. To me, that’s odd, because I spent a huge chunk of my childhood in bowling alleys surrounded by thick clouds of cigarette smoking. I figure I should be completely used to it, but maybe that upbringing had the opposite effect. There could be a guy walking an entire...
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Did you see The King's Speech?
I did. It was good.
Did you see the gay porn they shot on that set before the movie used it?
I did. It was good too.
I like to keep my Tumblr fairly safe for work. But if you’re not at work, you can click here and look at the actual post on Queerclick with the more tawdry images.
::giggle::
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Nicki Minaj “Moment for Life” DJ 360...
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Lykke Li has leaked a FOURTH track.
Via Towleroad, Lykke Li is streaming another track from her upcoming album over on her Soundcloud page. I just love this little nugget. White girls take note: Aspire to Be This.
Related note: What is going on in Scandinavia? Something just gradually happened to where all of my favorite things are from Sweden or a neighbor of.
Lykke Li
meatballs
Little Dragon
Stieg Larsson’s...
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Holy Crimes! I told you church was evil.
I’ve recently started trying to read more Gay Blogs to keep up with what’s going on with My People….or because they always have pictures of scantily clad men in suggestive poses. ONE of those reasons is true.
Anyway, I stumbled across a weekly feature on Joe.My.God. called This Week In Holy Crimes. If your distaste for organized religion isn’t quite strong enough, check...
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Nicki Minaj says she's done with collaborations...
…well Nicki, I might have to be done with you then.
Wait, what…no…I mean…don’t do me like that…
I just read a teensy interview on MTV-UK where Nicki says she has no plans to show up on people’s tracks anymore. Except for Britney Spears maybe.
Speaking to Hip Hollywood, Minaj admitted: “I’m done with the collabs. No more collabs for...
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Album Review: AYWKUBTTOD - Tao of the Dead
…And You Will Knows Us By The Trail of Dead is back with another epic. There’s a reason why I usually don’t cement a public opinion about an album until I’ve lived with it for a couple of weeks, and Tao of the Dead reinforces that reason.
I pretty much decided upon first listen that it was their best album since Source Tags. It’s very loud. And they scaled back...
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2050 is coming! Are you ready?
I know the end of the world is 2012. Or, according to the CrazyChristians in the Times Square subway station, May 11 of this year. But JUST IN CASE they’re all wrong…let’s talk about 2050.
I love all of these The World Is a Disaster articles. I’m like, why should I pay my cellphone bill if the world is going to shit anyway? This latest one by way of AFP focuses on the...
