April 2011
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America's Next Top Model...AllStars!!! Coming This...
Read the title twice and let it sink in. Do you understand what is happening?
See? Tyra is ALMOST as excited as I am about this.
…America’s Next Top Model will kick off the fall with its first all-star version, bringing back models who became breakout characters and who had the most memorable stories from past seasons. Additional details about the cast, judges and prizes for...
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Brooklyn has kickass seafood, apparently.
I’m forever going on and on to whoever will listen about how much I love anything that comes out of the ocean. When I was little, fish was the only meat I’d eat (I was too young to consciously be a vegetarian…I just knew what I liked) and to this day I would eat fish every day if I could.
Well. The NYPost has this amazing article today about seafood in Brooklyn and I’m...
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Well it's official: Nevaeh is the worst name ever.
This is not news to me. I was 100% Anti-Nevaeh from jump, way back Krazy aka Heather aka Nevaeh from Flavor of Love decided to use that moniker as her stage name for her singing career.
Forreal though…isn’t this the template for the girl you picture when you hear “Nevaeh”?
I went on a baby-name rampage a few weeks ago so I won’t do it all over again. However, I...
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Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that Ace...
Four super-white, average-looking Swedish kids singing reggae-pop? That’s like a country album coming out of Nigeria and everybody rushing to go buy it.
Oh well.
I SAW THE SIGN…AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN ::LALALALALA::
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Dustin Zito/Spencer is a little bitch.
I am SO OVER this little non-gay, dishonest, judgemental, attention-whore Real World faglet and let me just spell it out by shitting on his actual words. I mean, this is just so overly dramatic.
The girls found out that Dustin was on a gay porn site and of course his little girlfriend Heather took it like the world ended and spent the rest of the episode crying her vagina off. But this was the...
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Braxton Family Values is still quality television.
I was in no way kidding when I said this train wreck would probably end up on my must-see list for the season. Toni doesn’t even matter; the show is so obviously about Baby Sister Tamar and I totally feel this is just a set up to her own show with her husband (Vince, Lady Gaga’s manager) and her journey to a solo record.
As long as she keeps being country and ridiculous, I’m on...
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The predicted box office results of this weekend's...
Fast Five
Rio
Madea’s Big Happy Family
Water for Elephants
Prom
Fast Five as in the Fast and the Furious? I didn’t know I was so far removed from current events that I missed a a FIFTH installment of that series. I haven’t even seen one, to be honest. The new one is supposed to make $70million this weekend…who are all these people in line to see it???? I would...
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Les Nubians “Sourire”
It’s...
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Throw a homeless chick in jail for trying to...
I’d already heard about a woman who was being prosecuted for forging residency records in order to get her child into a better school. I was completely livid for two reasons: A) If we would fix education and get better results for ALL SCHOOLS she wouldn’t need to lie and B) Her possible sentence is 20 years of jail time all for trying to get a better education for her child.
I...
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“We Americans are an easier lot to please [than the British] – easy to dazzle...”
– —Sally Kilbridge, deputy director of Brides magazine about the upcoming royal wedding.
I’m sorry but…
LADY WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING???
No seriously. Show of hands, please: who cares about the royal wedding?
The ONLY people who care about this wedding are people who so...
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Rambling Wednesdays: I'm an atheist.
**If you’re super-devout and you get all butthurt when somebody talks shit about religion, skip this post, because it will not end well.
Being an atheist is still a slightly touchy subject. Last I heard, about 15-20% Americans don’t believe in a god, but I suspect those numbers are actually higher because of the fact that it’s much harder to say “religion is dumb”...
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http://www.turnyournameintoaface.com →
Holler at my dirty hipster face/name. I would smash.
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I went to DC...and clueless white people had a...
Random Superwhite Tourist Guy to Random Superwhite College Guy
Tourist Guy: Is that a Bob Marley T-Shirt? College Guy: Yeah. Tourist Guy: Have you been to Jamaica? College Guy: No, have you? Tourist Guy: Oh yea it’s amazing! But there’s so many cultures there. You really have to be open to different cultures. College Guy: Oh I know. My parents went and they were surprised that it...
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I went to DC...and my aunt wants to practice...
My aunt is in her mid-60s and she is most definitely not an alcohol drinker. She and my mother went to a New Year’s party and apparently had some booze they both liked. Now my aunt feels like she needs to learn her alcohol limit so she can drink safely and not get wastey facety.
Picture this: My aunt is all nice and ready for bed and my uncle comes into their bedroom to find her sitting...
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Facebook names have officially gotten out of...
Kate: and what kind of name is this: Kate: Lùh Nørth’Oz (Kriispy’Bøii Lùh Nørt’h) Kate: WHAT
Me: oh girl you silly Me: that’s OBVIOUSLY Norse Kate: oh yes, named after the great norse god Kriispy’Boii.
Me: great inventor of donuts
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I went to DC...and my mom went in on how I...
I just spent an extended weekend in DC with my mom, dad, sis, bro-in-law, niece, aunt & uncle. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Nah, let me stop. My aunt can throw down in the kitchen and I am pleasantly fat. But still, my mom basically forced me to take the bus down from NYC to meet them.
Fine. I definitely needed to be out of the city this weekend anyway so I was kind of thankful for the...
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The #1 movie of all time just got beat by a 3-D...
…in Hong Kong anyway…for a day.
Last week the world’s first 3-D porno, 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, was released to theaters in Hong Kong and its first day sum of HK$2.8million was about 200K more than Avatar’s first day total. I personally don’t have a whole lot of interest in seeing porn in 3D. I’m not even 100% behind HD yet (I really don’t...
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I really wish I had kept up with Degrassi.
Now I’ve skipped a few years and they’re on season 8,726 and I just don’t know if I can pick it back up. Methinks next time we’re is all set up to have a Crappy Weather Weekend…Degrassi Marathon. I’m bout to get back in this hardcore.
(yes I’m 20something…no I’m not embarrassed)
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Hole in my pants...goin commando...bootymeat is...
Well okay then. Holler.
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Are you watching Mob Wives?
Because you need to be.
VH1 has just confirmed what I always say: Staten Island is on a different planet. These women live in actual houses with lawns, drive places, and try to kill each other. That is not just some regular NYC stuff.
Mob Wives is a catchy name for a show, but only Carla was actually the wife of a mobster. Renee and Karen are both daughters of mobsters and Drita isn’t...
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Anonymous asked: Do you take special requests? Cuz UM, I've been patiently waiting for you to post the photo of Jason Momoa with the dreads tied back, wearing glasses so I could click the little heart. #Husband material, right?
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2011 keeps busting out amazing TV shows: Game of...
Scary, elusive monsters? Check. Graphic beheadings? Check. Possible incest? Check. Midget sex? Check. Gang rape? Check. Definite, straight up incest? Check. Child murder? Check.
That’s the first episode of HBO’s new series, Game of Thrones. OBVIOUSLY you should be sad you missed it. It’s based on a series of fantasy novels (yawn…bored…can’tread) and...
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