June 2011
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Herman Cain could very well be our first Black...
That’s what an interesting opinion piece I read this morning made me think about. Obama is half-African and half-white, but he doesn’t really share the Black experience that most of us do. He knows where his father came from. He can go back to the village. He can probably receive a history of his family from his older relatives. Most black people in this country can’t do...
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WatchThirteen or So Minutes: NSFW Short film about what happens when two straight men hook up.
Lawrence Jefferies is a guy who’s found the flow in his life; he knows how to trust his gut and follow his instincts. Driven by a loving curiosity and strong sense of adventure, he lives his life with a freedom and confidence most men envy. Hugh Greerey, by contrast, lives under the influence of his...
May 2011
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Edward Maya “Stereo Love feat. Mia...
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Remember Chyna? She just made another porno.
File this one under Who let this shit happen?
Full disclosure: I was a huge wrestling fan growing up. My dad used to take me to the matches because they were entertaining and we could do the father/son bonding thing. Whatever. I wanted to see big sweaty men in their underwear touching each other. I never believed it was real. Even at five I was like “why all this fake show? Why...
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WatchScientists bring back extinct species of plains zebra-like animal.
ABC News reports on a group of scientists who say they’ve brought back the African quagga, an animal whose last specimen died in captivity in the 1880s. In 1984, the quagga became the first extinct animal to have its DNA extracted from a long-dead specimen, which later became the inspiration for Jurassic Park. After a...
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Dutch priest advocated for pedophilia...while a...
Everybody knows by now that if you are a little Catholic boy, you need to wear stainless steel, padlocked underwear with a car alarm and an automatic pepper spray dispenser or you might get molested by your priest. The official stance of the church is “That is some wrong shit. Stop that, guys. You’re making us look bad.” I guess the priests in the Netherlands didn’t get...
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I hate people who cause problems in an apartment...
I thought I had relieved all of my stress and frustration with the last Roommate Tirade I went on, but no. I forgot to fully address the randomness I have to put up with from bitches who DONT EVEN LIVE HERE. One of my roommates is forever having random hoes in the apartment. And these hoes have NO common sense.
Before I get all the way started though, I probably shouldn’t call them hoes...
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I'm really not sure why I agreed to go to Six...
I remember a point in my childhood when I really really loved going to Carowinds, which is the amusment park on the NC/SC border close to where I grew up. Roller coasters were so cool! When our first stand-up roller coaster opened, I remember thinking it was quite possibly the most awesomest thing ever to happen on the planet aside from Dominique Dawes’ floor routine at the 1992 Olympics....
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Clarissa would be 35 years old.
Yeah, that Clarissa. Thirty-five whole years.
And that’s just one of the many distressing things I found out from 40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Also of note:
Elijah Wood was 18 when cast in the first Lord of the Rings. He’s 30 now.
Tommy Pickles would be 21.
This year’s 18 year olds were born in 1993.
The last new Teletubbies episode aired 10 years ago.
The...
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Christmas has come early.
Because Pop Up Video is coming back.
VH1 has better shows than everybody else. I said it, standing by it, whatever. Best Week Ever, Pop Up Video, I love the 90s, Flavor of Love, all classics. And…Can’t Get A Date? is possibly my favorite show that nobody else knows about and whenever I meet somebody who remembers that little series, I try to have sex with them. Obviously it will...
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Katharine McPhee “Love Story”
Some...
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Simon has finally seen the light and replaced...
And the congregation says “Amen!”
Whether or not you care about the upcoming American debut of the X-Factor, the fact remains that Simon Cowell had Cheryl Cole sitting up there on the panel as one of the judges and Nicole Scherzinger as one of the hosts. Which is a slap in the face to Nicole, if you ask me. I don’t love or hate Cheryl or Nicole, but if you say “Nicole...
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I had a lot of things to do the past few days...
….therefore, no posts happened. Oops.
I’d love to be able to report happy, awesome things but A) That didn’t happen and B) You’d much rather hear about my WHACK-ASS roommates.
I don’t know what it is about straight men and communal property, but that’s been a recurring theme throughout my roommate situations: If you live with straight boys, your shit, ALL...
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Just a few random things about the Billboard Music...
I’ve already said my piece about Beyonce. Just about anybody compared to that Display of Awesome would look Bootleg & Throwed Together, but the fact that the rest of the show was so horrible is depressing. I mean, those are the most popular artists in music. It makes me so sad that THAT is what passes for entertainment these days. Nobody could sing. Nobody could dance. Nobody could...
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Katy Perry “Last Friday Night...
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More dudes with beards?
Holler! I am obviously all for This.
From Joe.My.God: Budweiser is asking adult men across America to help save one million gallons of water by not shaving in the days and weeks leading up to World Environment Day (June 5). As part of Budweiser’s ongoing commitment to water conservation, theGrow One. Save a Million. program allows consumers to get involved and save roughly 5 gallons of...
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End of Days: I'm about to say something nice about...
Later.
First lemme just reiterate how boring her music is, how obnoxious her outfits are, and how she tries too hard too be too strange and too weird when she’s really just a brat from the Upper West Side.
Now that I’ve gone on the record with that…Miss Stefani has been working hard all weekend to get me to stop hating on her so hard. First SNL and now David Letterman?
So...
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Somebody get down to Staten Island and see what...
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We misunderstood this rapture business. May 21st is when the Earth gets put under Christ’s Judgement and then October 21st is the apocalypse when the world ends and the Faithful get saved. That’s the new word from Harold Camping and his little doomsday ministries or whatever they call themselves.
Oprah is not buying it.
But the positive side is….Harold says God’s...
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