July 2011
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ANTM Contestants: Where Are They Now? →
I really did just flip through all 172 entries on this site. With no shame, of course. It’s a little outdated or a little slack on their research though because some of those chicks have done a little more than that.
Also:
Naima is in a really bad band. I dunno what it is about mixed chicks with tattoos and their horrible music, but they need to stop reading the Persia White Guide to...
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Ryan Gosling seems so thrilled about his new hair...
Either that, or he’s sad these pics didn’t make it out in time for me to put him in my Bad Hair post. I really hope this is for a movie. It’s amazing how unnattractive a bad hairstyle can make someone.
Oh well.
I finally have a reason to use this gif:
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Three reasons why Anya is my favorite Project...
She is gorgeous! By far, the most beautiful person to grace Lifetime TV since Shemar Mooore on that one guest-spot on some rerun of The Nanny.
She totally slayed all the bitches with that (ugly) outfit and got her non-sewing ass in the top 3 on the very first challenge.
She has a sex tape. Like, a real one. Not the kind with fuzzy closeups of peen in vag, but a threesome with My Dream...
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WatchFlashback Fridays: Brandy & Wanya “Brokenhearted”
Had to post a second video because this song always slips my mind when I think about my Brandy catalog because the version on her album is whack. This remix with Wanya by Soulshock & Karlin (who, by the way, are probably the best producers of R&B music in the world and nobody knows them by name) was my jam back in the day....
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“I haven’t prolly gotten this pissed since I had cancer.”
– Anthony Ryan Auld, Project Runway Season 9
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That awkward moment when you watch the Project...
Edit: I did not sleep with Mondo. It’s just an appropriate dance for the situation.
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Answer to my dating problems? Get rich!
Because we live in a world where these guys…
are banging these guys…
Obviously the amount of Shade I’m throwing right now is on Hateration Level Critical Mass, so you don’t have to read any more. You can just look at those pics and scratch your head.
Anyway. This is how I feel about dating. People have different qualities that make them attractive to their...
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WAYMENT! ::skrrrrrrp:: Back it up, please.
Why are we still sleeping on Kelly Rowland???? Ms. Kelly was already one of the best albums to come out of the whole Destiny’s Child Group Home, so I dunno why my expectations were so low for her new album. I stand corrected.
Go head, Ms. Rowland. I see you.
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This cute little baby hippo is named Adhama.
Adhama means “honor” in Swahili, and there’s a video of him rolling around underwater in the San Diego Zoo like a fat ballerina dancer. It’s cute, but not post-worthy.
I just wanna know who made the rule that zookeepers have to give the animals exotic names. I don’t even know how to say Adhama. What’s wrong with Henry the Hippo? And all those famous panda...
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Girls are weird.
So I have a secret porn tumblr.
Duh, have we met?
No, I’m not telling you what it is.
Yes, it is totally amazing.
And I am always surprised by how many girls—regular, boring, “my tumblr is full of pretty dresses and pictures of food” girls—follow it. Do your friends know you’re looking at peniseseses on tumblr? Are they doing it too? Is this some secret...
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Rambling Wednesdays: Growing up gay.
After I wrote that Coming Out post last week, I started reflecting on how hard it really was to grow up gay in the rural South. The longer I live in NYC, the more it seems like someone else’s childhood, that it really has nothing to do with me. I’ve blocked out so much of it because it just feels like a movie at this point.
Being in this environment, in the house I grew up in during...
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This is the only .gif you need for the rest of...
Somebody boiled down Monday’s episode of Basketball Wives to the barest of essentials:
I’m kind of sad that Meeka is wearing a lacefront of the 21st Century as opposed to a wig from 1970 because I so wanted to see that tranny hairpiece on the floor.
I accidentally paused for two minutes after writing that sentence to just stare at the .gif. I can’t tear my eyes away. This...
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Oh no guys, listen.
My parents are old now!
I just used their bathroom because my mom is doing her hair in mine, and their toilet is one of those Tall Old People Toilets. This is what happens when people live past 60. They get strange toilets and start driving slower than the speed limit.
“55 is the limit. It doesn’t mean you have to go that fast. You can go any speed up to that fast.”
:-(
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I can't say I fully understand the...
Most people who watch it don’t cook. Therefore, Most people who watch it won’t get to taste any of those things. As a result, Most people who watch it get hungry as hell. So then, They make a ham sandwich. Or a bowl of tuna.
And are totally unfulfilled.
::turns up Chopped:: ::takes another bite of Frosted Flakes::
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While watching Project Runway...
…my mom came in. And I had to pause because I don’t understand why she doesn’t get the concept of “Wait until the commercials.”
Mom: You watchin that again?
Me: Yes.
Mom: You like that? That’s why you be dressin all wild?
Me: I don’t dress wild. I just don’t dress for South Carolina.
Mom: You don’t dress for North Carolina either!
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Whenever I see 'Jesus Tattoos' I'm always like...
…doesn’t the Bible say thou shalt not permanently write junk all over thyself? Or whatever?
I’m pretty sure it does. I know quite a bit about the Bible because A) I’ve actually read it cover to cover—twice, and B) You can’t effectively argue how ridiculous the Bible is unless you actually know how ridiculous the Bible is.
At any rate. Justin Bieber and...
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These guys have really ugly hair.
So, I guess somebody somewhere is pumping out a line of Salt n Pepper Bieber Wigs? Because that’s the only explanation for this hotassmessery going on atop Ben Affleck’s head. I remember when he was going bald one minute and then two seconds later he hit up some Hair Club for Men with the quickness and got himself some really fancy plugs.
There should be some kind of clause...
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Alright Basketball Wives...
I really don’t see why any of those tricks insist on having conversations with Suzy. I mean, she’s nice or whatever, but that hoe couldn’t hold a secret if you glued it to the inside of her palm. Every episode it’s like…
Whatever Wife: Hey girl, how are you? Suzy: I’m great, just tryin not to get in the middle. Whatever Wife: I heard that. But anyway, let...
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Quick Fitness Update
You know how if you lose 10 lbs your clothes fit completely different? Well, I’ve officially gained 10 lbs.
Where is it?
No I’m serious. I’ve gained about 10 lbs in two months and I see no difference whatsoever. But on the positive side, my skin is looking amazing and my stress-level is pretty much non-existant.
Thanks, Fitness! An ETA on an actual muscle, perhaps a...
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Maybe you don't really know who Earth Wind & Fire...
And maybe you don’t know who Verdine White is.
But it’s his birthday. He turned 60 today so I felt it appropriate to remind anyone who may have forgotten that he and Michelle Williams are indeed the same person.
So you know how my greatest fear is turning into a creepy old gay man? Well, my 2nd greatest is turning into a creepy old gay man who looks like that. If I hit 30 and...
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Q: Hey so what kind of music do you like?
A: Anything that was made with backup dancers in mind.
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Warning: This is too cute for my whole life.
I hate when you leave the house and forget something. Did I get my cellphone? Did I turn off the flat iron? Is my TV set to record Days of Our Lives? Did I remember to leave some water in my empty pot of grits so I won’t have to scrub the daylights out of it when I wash dishes tonight? Did I get any flower girls for my gay wedding?
Well if you checked out on that last one,...
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