August 2011
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WatchJon Stewart: Moment of Zen, with Stephen Colbert & Steve Carell
Dangit! I’m all out of fapkins :-(
Dear Jesus, If I end up with a White Husband, can he please be witty and erudite, liberal and amusing, and age as well as these guys. Oh and have lots of money like them too. Amen.
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Just had a thought about Dance Moms and...
This is possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever written, but does anybody else see the Maddie/Chloe rivalry and think Shawn Johnson/Nastia Liukin?
Cannot believe I’m about to write this. I’m 100% using up all my gay points for the week in actually putting this on the internet.
I remember when Shawn and Nastia went head to head at every competition. Nastia was amazing. She...
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Michele Bachmann is still talking about Jesus.
Mrs. Bachmann….
I cannot believe she is a serious contender for RUNNING THE FREE WORLD. I mean, just go to some random-ass church, find some lady who sweats while she prays, give her a quick rundown of Republican tax concerns, and there you go. Totally qualified to be the President of the United States.
(JSYK: Everybody else is laughing at us. We’re totally that girl on the...
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The VMAs were weak.
I was gonna write about it because I love awards shows (gay) but they were too messy to talk about. So I just pasted all my tweets after the jump instead. You can follow me if you wanna: @RafiDAngelo
Is Britney Spears wearing a sparkly shortsuit? #AlexisCarrington #Dynasty
Katy Perry, really? Pink hair? Japan? Gwen Stefani wants her 2003 harajuku steez back, boo. #Overrated #Hatechu
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Buffalo Tom “Lost Weekend”
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Jennifer Hudson “No One Gonna Love...
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The Pains of Being Pure at Heart...
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miss A “Love Alone”
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I hate Beyonce's new video so much.
I don’t know why I expected a better video for that weak ass song.
I think that’s supposed to be dew or melted ice or sweat? But Bey just looks greasy, like when you run out of lotion and try to substitute with baby oil but you overdo it? So then everywhere you sit ends up looking like the bottom of a paper bag from KFC?
Yea girl, put a towel down before you sit on my couch.
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Pet peeve of the day: People who live on the M.
You guys need to calm down.
So, you meet somebody in a bar and they say they live in Brooklyn. ”Oh I used to live in Brooklyn. What train do you live on?”
I live on the M.
::pause:: hmmm…. “What stop?”
Myrtle-Broadway.
Bitch, shut up!
You live on the JAY EMM ZEEEEEE! Just because the M is orange doesn’t make you fancy. You live in Bushwick on the...
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Two very good pieces of news from Bravo today.
RHONYC postponed again. (Really ladies? All that smiling just screams BORING SEASON!)
PLUS!!
Andy Cohen might be jobless. (Is it just me or does he kind of look like George Clooney’s gay brother in the slow learners class?)
I told you Real Housewives of NYC was boring as hell.
The Real Housewives of New York City is going to be fashionably late this season.
Production on the fifth...
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I love when girls randomly post gay porn.
It’s always hot guys doing hot things…as opposed to when gay guys post gay porn and it’s like LOOK AT THIS BIG THROBBING PENIS AND OPEN ASSHOLE.
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I don't know how to explain Black Hair GoingsOn to...
Andrew: Why are you wearing a sandwich bag on your head?
Me: It’s a shower cap or a conditioning cap.
Andrew: For what?
Me: Because I’m deep conditioning my hair and the heat from my head builds up in the cap and makes the hair open up and absorb all the goodness.
Andrew: What kind of conditioner is it? Should I use it too?
Me: No it’s too heavy for you. It’s...
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Shangela ”Call Me Laquifa”
I...
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Rambling Wednesdays: When should black people just...
I am the first to call out some racial jankiness. I am a black child of the rural South, the child of two old-ass parents who do not have the best memories of Jim Crow. As a matter of fact, my mom’s graduating class was the last all-black graduating class in South Carolina. I heard (and continue to hear) a whole lot of “white people this” and “white people that”...
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So there's a gay "Daddy Bear" on the new season of...
Vomit.
Not at the guy. He seems like a perfectly nice man, even cute if you like that “mature” thing.
But let me just go on record as saying I’m pretty much Over bears, or more specifically, guys who identify themselves as such. If you are big and hairy and somebody calls you a bear, fine. I do it all the time. But that whole “I’m a...
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Things to do as soon as I get home:
Buy a crock pot.
Surreptitiously look at attractive boys on the subway.
Join a book club with Ketan.
Buy tons of yarn to kick off Sweater & Scarf Making Season.
Eat sushi.
Get my fall television schedule Together.
Find a part-time job because I just spent all my Fun Money.
Try to fix my bike*SLASH*try to find somebody to fix it for me for free.
Grab a banana cupcake with...
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Republicans continue to be major hypocrites.
Remember Rep. Phillip Hinkle (R-IN)? The homophobic bigot who votes against gay rights, but secretly solicits mansex from Craigslist?
Remember how I said only Democrats have to step down when they get caught in unsavory situations? Remember how I said Repugnantblicans serve out their terms when the shoe is on the other foot?
Just call me Miss Cleo.
Even though he’s been kicked off of...
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Really though, GodPeople are so predictable.
At least it’s a Jew this time so I can share some of my Sideeye and Derision usually reserved for Christians.
This is what I said on Facebook yesterday:
And this is what Rabbi Yehuda Levin of NYC had to say today:
One of the reasons that God brings earthquakes to the world is because of the transgression of homosexuality. The Talmud states, ‘You have shaken your male member in a...
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En Vogue “Nearly Lost”
2004’s...
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Time for a Nerd Moment.
I was watching Project Runway and you know how they put the designer’s name, age, and hometown on the screen when they’re talking? Well Cecilia Motwani’s hometown is Woodside, NY. Most people probably didn’t notice, but Woodside is a neighborhood in NYC so why doesn’t it just say NY, NY?
I had to investigate!
I’ve had three addresses in NYC and this is how...
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TV shows that make me feel SO much better about my...
My Strange Addiction
Judge Karen
Intervention
Hoarders
Maury
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“The chicken bones were disgusting. They were dry bones, but they were sweating...”
– —Matt Paxton from Hoarders
When Matt feels hopeless, you know it is truly bad. Y’all, he brought this lady a 20 year old open jar of SOMETHING black that’s been sitting in a broken refrigerator full of mice and bugs just to ask her what it was or used to be…and she ate...
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THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN!
Will & Jada are back together!
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O NOE GUISE THE WORLD RLY IZ OVER!
Will & Jada just broke up :-(
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated … this according to In Touch Weekly. Will and Jada have been married for 13 years and have two extremely famous children together — Jaden and Willow. Will has another son, Trey, from a previous marriage.
TMZ placed a call to Jada’s rep, Karynne Tencer, who told us … “What? In...
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