March 2012
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Trayvon Martin isn't the only one.
Unarmed black men are regularly gunned down in this country. Here are ten other black men with no weapons killed by law enforcement under questionable circumstances.
Amadou Diallo The Bronx, NY (1999)
****************************** In early 1999, four plain-clothed police officers in a Ford Taurus passed by Diallo in front of his apartment building and thought he matched the description of an...
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Meet Wanda Derby, elderly paragon of beauty,...
Sorry.
I meant to say: Meet Wanda Derby, crazy old bigot who got herself locked up for attacking her gay neighbor with a cane.
I want to be shocked that this old lady did this, but…if my momma had a cane and lived next door to me, I could see her swiping at somebody. And she did tell me I was gonna die from “the AIDS” so it’s totally in her vocabulary.
I’m...
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Anonymous asked: what was wrong with Bill Hader on the subway?
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If your favorite movies were all black people:...
Cher’s Dad: Cher! What the hell you got on?!
Cher: A dress!
Cher’s Dad: Says who?
Cher: Sean John.
Cher’s Dad: You look like a video ho. Go put something on.
Cher: Dang daddy, I was bout to! (puts on see through shirt)
Cher’s Dad: DID YOU SUDDENLY GO DEAF?! I said put something on! Actual clothes! You must be out yo damn mind…
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The more science discovers, the less Conservatives...
Can we just say that Conservative is a synonym for stupid now? Because it is. I know all the kids like to say “that’s gay” when something is dumb or whack or whatever, but “that’s Conservative” makes way more sense.
So, mom said I could go see a movie at 10, but my curfew is at 11. What, does she want me to leave in the middle? That’s Conservative.
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I think some people are in relationships just so...
A) Your boyfriend/girlfriend has a name. Use it. Starting every sentence with “My boyfriend/girlfriend” is not cute. B) You’ve been together 3 days but you have more pictures of the two of you together than the number of days you’ve been a couple. C) You don’t love him/her. You love the fact that somebody can put up with how lame you are and actually date you for a...
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It's Annabella Sciorra's birthday!
So obviously we have to watch The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.
You know I love to find myself a good flick on the Youtubes. So. Full movie after the cut.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
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Lifetime has a new must-see show called "7 Days of...
And by “must-see” I mean “you must be kidding me.”
Oh. And the show is produced by Shed Media, aka, the group behind The Real Housewives of NYC and Basketball Wives. So these women will be throwing glasses of wine during the sex? Will there be a lot of “THAT BITCH!” happening during the foreplay? I don’t understand.
The network will launch a new...
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White Apocalypse
Black Person A: White Apocalypse sounds like an ice cream flavor.
Black Person B: What does that taste like? Mmm…privilege.
Black Person A: And the tears of brown children…and MONEY! I really want to try this flavor.
::chuckle::
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Good News: The ceiling people made the tub...
#Rude #AndYouNasty
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Cracking your knuckles won't cause arthritis.
Donald Unger cracked the knuckles on his left hand for sixty years, but only the left hand, to compare it with the state of his right hand which went un-cracked. The result? Nothing. No arthritis. He won the Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine in 2009 for his research. Basically, your mom is a liar.
The “cracking” sound you hear is just your joints “popping” pockets of...
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I think I just need to not be on the fucking...
I am so over all of these THINGS showing up on my dashboard making thinly veiled references to Trayvon Martin and “reverse racism”. If I see another “Look how the media is portraying him as One Way when he really is like This” or “Why aren’t we mad about that time those black people killed those white people?” I will pop a blood vessel. They’re not...
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#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you need to use the potty...
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This is why white kids are mad that Rue is black.
It’s social conditioning from birth. Black = bad. White = good. Period. There’s no discussion necessary.
Black Doll, White Doll Experiment
That’s not isolated. You can view scores of “white doll / black doll experiment” videos with the same results every time.
I’m not just upset that little white kids are mad that Rue is black. It’s the broader...
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WatchWhat did Willam do? Willam addresses her disqualification.
TeamSharonNeedles all the way, obviously, but Willam grew on me a little bit. I hate cunty drag queens, because they’re just putting on a show, being a bitch just for attention. I honestly feel like Willam is just an asshole all the time, in drag or not, which oddly makes me respect her a little more.
And…Willam is kind of...
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I see the most unexpected things on the subway.
I thought that cross-dresser’s makeover would be It for my subway experiences for awhile, but I was wrong.
I was on the A train heading downtown when a mother and her son got on at Penn Station and sat across from me. The mom was young, maybe early to mid 20s, black, with a long brown weave and fresh nails. She was wearing a black, puffy Coogi jacket with a fur-rimmed hood, skinny grey...
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Madonna "Go Sit Down"
Time to rewrite another song.
(Spoken) Oh my god I’m heartly sorry that you’re not as good as me and I detest all of your music because I dread listening to you and watching your videos but most of all because I loathe thee and I want so badly for you to go away.
Verse 1 Kesha’s robotic. She needs to take a bath and stop dressing up in trash that little bitch ain’t got...
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A quick To-Do list.
I’m sad! So. In order to cheer myself up, I need to accomplish these things this week:
- See The Lorax. - Buy black jeans. - Catch up on Shameless. - Go see Kimbra live. - Go see of Montreal live. - Get stuff from Ikea. And meatballs. - Cut my hair. - Read, and then watch, Game Change.
I feel better already.
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When I fill out an application, in the box where...
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I was reading the Hunger Games and Rue made me...
And Thresh.
Am I the only one who gave a little side-eye that the big agriculture district to the South was full of black people with brutal overseers? They have dark skin, live in shacks, suffer severe punishments for minor infractions, grow all the food but don’t get to eat it, and Thresh is described as having the strength of an ox.
Somebody was definitely paying attention in US...
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Florida's "Stand Your Ground" Law
The death of Trayvon Martin has directed a national spotlight toward Florida and that state’s Stand Your Ground statute. Since it pretty much gives license to any gun-owner to murder someone in the name of self-defense, the victims of this law are rarely heard from. However, Jason Rosenbloom was shot in the stomach in 2006, left for dead by the gunman, and lived to tell his side of the...
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I would not want to be Guy Ritchie right now. ...
#WhatDidYouDoToHer
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If your favorite movies were all black people: The...
Miranda: Where the hell is my coffee? Did she die or something? Because I will kill her, with them damn ugly old lady shoes. Emily: I think she went to get her braids touched up on her lunch break. I’ll call her again. ::ring:: ::ring:: Andrea! OMG hurry up! This heffah is about to go OFF without some Starbucks, like, now.
Andrea: Girrrrlllll we were watching The Game. Derwin took...
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