May 2012
If you get pregnant by your priest, that is *your* fault, not his.
So don’t tell anybody because A) You need to make it right with the Lord, B) The congregation will be upset and C) If the court says he has to pay child support, he’ll have to leave the church. Clearly, you need to give that baby up for adoption and never speak about it again.
That’s what I have learned so far from an upcoming Dan Rather Reports on HDNet about coerced adoptions.
April 2012
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Sharon Needles is not Shirley Q Liquor.
I think Miss Liquor is pretty obnoxious, but I “get” her drag persona/character regardless of how off-the-mark I think it is.
Sharon Needles saying “nigger” has nothing to do with her drag act at all. She’s just an obnoxious white child from Iowa talking about how she fucked a black guy.
Do you know her? Are y’all BFFs? Right. So you don’t know any more about her motives than I do and I am just expressing my opinion because that’s what I do. (Although my opinion is bolstered by people who’ve actually met her…smoke on that, if you will.)
So you can stop blowing up my inbox now. I don’t care if you are #TeamSharon. Doesn’t bother me at all. But I really don’t give two shits about who wins the finale unless Latrice or Willam is about to be crowned, mmkay? Get off mah dick.
(Plus, most of you hoes are anonymous and that is some bitch shit anyway.)
Death by Ball Squeezing.
That has got to be pretty high on the list of Strangest Cause of Death Entries on a Death Certificate. Leave it to China to be on the leading edge of all things. From Global Grind:
She’s A Ball Buster! Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles
Posted April 25, 2012 by The Decider for Global Grind StaffThis woman was a ball buster – literally.
A woman riding her scooter killed a man by squeezing his testicles after arguing over a parking spot in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China.
The 41-year-old rider rode her scooter to an elementary school in the Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child and when she wanted to park her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male.
An argument ensued and the middle aged woman grabbed the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground.
The man was immediately rushed to the hospital, but unfortunately died despite doctors efforts to revive him.
How is that even possible?
Well…
RuPaul must be highly upset right now.
Clearly, this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race was a hot shitty mess, and it is definitely ending in the toilet. I do not envy RuPaul today. In a season that is destined to go down as The Season of Busted Grills, none of the queens reached the heights of past cycles. The audience ended up throwing their weight behind Latrice because…who else could you root for? And then she got kicked off the island.
Now we’re left with queens that nobody is really passionate about anymore.
- Fan-Favorite, Sharon, The Hipster Racist
- Underdog, Phi Phi, The Brat Who Thinks She’s Better Than She Is
- Old Reliable, Chad, Who is Old and Reliably Cher.
I’m not sure who will win. But I can tell you who is *not* going to take home the crown, that’s for sure.
How do you fight butt ass naked?
bawnbawn replied to your post: Mortal Kombat is all tits and gore.
In case you haven’t seen the unlockable Mileena skin: cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-c…
That’s not cute.
She kinda lookin like Janice Dickinson…
Mortal Kombat is all tits and gore.
FUCK YEAH!
I’ve been sleeping on MK because the last few releases didn’t blow me away. As a result, I didn’t go get the new one that came out last year. Until now. Y’all. These fatalities are off THE CHAIN. I cannot express to you how pleased I am with this. And MK has straight up gone Dead or Alive with all these tits and thongs and shit. I actually feel embarrassed that I’m not a 13 year old pimply straight boy when I play this game, almost like I’m intruding into something I have no business seeing.
Anyway. I found all the fatalities on Youtube. And they’re all under the cut.
No Scrubs was so good because they had Chilli sing lead.
That was a big deal y’all. That would be like Michelle singing lead on Independent Women.
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Are you fucking 6 years old? Do you still think mom made you clean up your room because she was mean? In the adult world, we get asked to do things because shit needs to get done. It has nothing to do with fairness, it has nothing to do with judging you. It has nothing to do with you at all. There’s a whole world out there, with people who need helping and projects that need accomplishing.
You’re only being asked to pitch in because you have the resources. You’re not a tall person who us dwarfs are jealously trying to cut down to size. You’re a tall person being asked to get something down from a very tall shelf because nobody else can fucking reach it.
” ——From Cracked.com’s 6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying
Go read that whole article. It says everything I wanted to say about how misleading the American Dream is and more.
I think my friend really does not want to be in his class right now...
Flies fight….HAHAHAHAHA! *dead*
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This is Michael Jackson's daughter.
Stunning. Paris is only 14, but obviously she will be a very beautiful woman when she grows up.
But are we really saying this is Michael Jackson’s biological daughter? Are we still saying that? I’m sorry but……….No.
This is Paris Jackson:
This is not Paris Jackson:
Look Ma! I’m a scientist!
I made spoon-fried SPAM.
With some cheese grits and eggs. It was as delicious as it sounds, obviously.
I’m on this weird SPAM kick since Ketan and I decided to walk from Wall Street all the way to Brooklyn last week. On the way, we passed by a Hawaiian restaurant that sells SPAM Musubi (kinda like SPAM sushi, and it’s totes wonderful).
My friend has a blog called the Sloptart and it’s fairly gross but entertaining at the same time. However, spoon-fried SPAM seemed like a no-brainer and it really was amahzing.
Lookadere! You get so much more crunchiness than just cutting it up into slices.
Now, go see what else Grant is cooking (and eating) over at the Sloptart.
Going out dancing.
With my white friends.
With my black friends.
With my gay black friends.
Drunk.
Sharon Needles...why did you say nigger all bold and shit on Facebook?
Dammit Sharon.
::Tyra Banks voice:: I was pulling for you! We were all pulling for you, Sharon!
And then you pull this hipster racist shit.
From the Huffington Post:
…Sharon Needles has come under fire for a Facebook comment she appears to have made in February that has emerged and begun circulating around the Internet. In a screenshot we see Sharon writing, “I fucked a black last week…call me a cheater, not a racists..i don’t say n-word..i say nigger..,” among other very unsettling remarks. Though there has been no official response from Needles in regard to the truth behind this particular Facebook comment, the screenshot is flying around fast and could very well impact her image as fans vote. (cont.)
Definitely impacted my vote.
Fuck this season of Drag Race. I don’t even care who wins.
