May 2012
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The new "eating faces" is clearly "throwing your...
The zombie apocalypse continues. The Naked Face Eating Guy is already old news. The whole internet world made a collective gasp of “WTF!” when we heard about Rudy Eugene snacking on some dude’s grill in Florida. Not be outdone, New Jersey had to get in on this action. So, Wayne Carter threw his guts at the po po.
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A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in...
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This is as close to a smile as you're likely to...
God.
She is like…the poster child for White Girls Perpetually Sad About Nothing.[[MORE]]
How famous is she? How rich is she? And she can’t crack a smile?
I wish I would be making millions of dollars, starring in movies and shit with damn Chris Hemsworth and Taylor Lautner, yet still walking around like my dog just got run over by the ice cream truck. Bitch, please. I would be...
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Oh my word, the Naked Face Eater Guy is black.
It really is 2012.
The naked man who was fatally shot by Miami Police Saturday as he chewed another man’s face has been identified,according to Local 10.
Rudy Eugene, 31, of North Miami Beach was shot multiple times during the grisly assault on the Downtown exit ramp of the busy MacArthur Causeway. The Miami Herald reports he had been arrested 8 times since the age of 16, including a...
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Peter Dinklage won himself another Emmy last...
And a Golden Globe.
That battle speech gave me goosebumps. I watched it three times.
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Eavesdropping in The Hamptons.
Rich White Lady #1: Did you leave your girls with your nanny or their grandparents?
Rich White Lady #2: My parents. We let Tamara go last year and I'm not ready to let Amanda have the girls for a whole holiday weekend.
RWL #1: Why did you let Tamara go? I thought you loved her.
RWL #2: Oh yeah she's wonderful. We gave her great references and a LOT of severence pay.
RWL #1: What was the problem?
RWL #2: Well (lowers voice) it just didn't seem right having a black nanny after we saw The Help and all.
RWL #1: Oh I know what you mean. We almost started looking for a white housekeeper after Obama won the election.
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This is how I know it must be summer: I am too hot...
#BlackPeopleFail
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Yesterday, I gave a lady some money for a Metro...
I never do that. And I probably never will again.[[MORE]]
I had the day off work so I decided to do Adult Life Things: buying groceries, cleaning the kitchen, and doing laundry. I’ve been cutting out unnecessary expenses lately because I’m probably going to have to move at the end of the summer and you never know what unexpected costs will arise. So, I actually did my laundry...
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J-Lo needs a life coach.
I’m dead ass serious. This heffah refuses to get her shit together.
I will be the first to admit that I think Casper Smart is PHOINE. Okay? Like. Yes, J-Lo, get that. You take that little boy and you ride that child until the wheels fall off, you hear me? Wear his ass out…and then move on to the next, Jennifer. What you NOT supposed to do is forfeit the last teensy bit of...
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Madrid zoo gives male penguin couple an egg to...
Speaking to [The Telegraph], Yolanda Martin, who cares for the penguins at Spain’s Faunia Park, said: ‘We wanted them to have something to stay together for - so we got an egg. Otherwise they might have become depressed.’
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Tell me that thing about how gays and lesbians don’t deserve marriage and adoption rights…
Even gay penguins’ feelings are...
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Today in Irrelevant White Trash...
…let’s have a Levi Johnston update.
::shrug::
I’d still hit it (in secret, and Clorox my dick immediately afterwards).
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He’s expecting his second baby with some (surely, very classy) girl named Sunny Oglesby. She forgot to take her birth control pills on a hunting excursion. And of course they didn’t use condoms, because STDs don’t exist in...
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A private conversation between women discussing... →
Every man (gay, straight, or other) should read this. I feel so ashamed of some of the things I’ve said to women who’ve “complained” about being ogled on the street. Never again will I brush aside those concerns.
Check out an excerpt from a private message board with a few women candidly discussing their everyday experiences with being hassled by assholes.
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You know how I know American Idol is some bull?
Look at the past five winners:
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This is the supposed to be the best America has to offer, five average looking white guys with a guitar. Is this a pop music competition? Or a late night frat party at the University of Alabama?
I’m not saying they’re not talented, and I’m happy they won. Make that money, live your dream, etc etc. But I...
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Vibe's Sexy Issue featuring the Queens of Reality...
Or.
Vibe’s Ratchet Issue featuring The Queens of Wealthy Hoodrattery.
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No but seriously, I’m JK. I’m actually a HUGE fan of Kandi and how she conducts herself surrounded by all of that Atlanta foolishness. Tamar is really extra more often than not, but she (and her whole family to be honest) are really a classy group of women who just argue with their...
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Today in South Carolina...
…this redneck from my home state would like you to know he did not give anyone permission to put his tweets on Google after he showed his ignorant ass all over his feed.
Because that’s how the Internet works down there I guess. You just ask nicely and all the shitty things you said get deleted forever.[[MORE]]
From Jezebel:
Unintelligent Male Attacks Sandra Fluke on Twitter, Wants...
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My current supergroup would be: Woodkid, Dawn...
Tell me that wouldn’t be hot. I really want to hear Woodkid and SBTRKT on a record together. And I think Dawn’s voice would sound awesome over those two. Plus, she can put her lo-key dance beats to SBTRKT’s electronica and Woodkid’s dense productions. Interpol is on “hiatus” so Paul can hold down the baritone and give the project some mood and gravitas, and...
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These are Wedding Uggs.
LOL!
White People you are really doing the most right now. [[MORE]]
Attention brides who don’t want to boogie the night away in blister-inducing Stuart Weitzmans or strappy Manolos that pinch: you have a new non-stiletto option for your big day. Ready for it? Wedding Uggs.
There are already bridal TOMs for your wedding. Several brides have rocked the...
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Hawaii just had to prove to Arizona that Obama was...
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?![[MORE]]
Really. We are *still* asking the President of the United States where he was born.
I honestly don’t know why Obama wants to run for re-election. This country has done nothing but piss in his face since he took office. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he just said, “You know what? Fuck all this. Let Romney or some other batshit...
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I made y'all a song. →
Go and push play.
(If it works anyway. If not, just go to the Google homepage and make your own song. And waste time like I did.)
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NYPD cop says his dick will go in your mouth and...
This is so awful it’s comical. You have to laugh because if any of my fellow New Yorkers were to sit and really think about how the NYPD is supposed to be keeping the city safe, you’d probably move.
Sergeant Lesly Charles got upset at some guys for illegally parking on a street in Bensonhurst down in Brooklyn. So, he followed them to a Chinese restaurant, put on his I’m Mr....
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The Great Googa Mooga Festival was basically Hell.
Standing in a field, surrounded by delicious-smelling food, and unable to eat anything. That is my personal definition of Hell. Look at this video I shot after we were completely fed up with standing in lines.
Let me explain to you what a shitshow this entire ordeal was.[[MORE]]
First of all, the purpose of the GGM was to start a great festival in NYC. We’re supposed to be the center...
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Game of Thrones just keeps getting worse.
I guess this will be my new Monday thing, ripping my hair out on the internet over my frustrations with Game of Thrones.
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Can we please address how Arya escaped? How anti-climactic was that?! Realtalk: the whole episode in the book where she escapes is one of my favorite sections of the entire series. [This is what happened in the book, so don’t highlight this if you’re...
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Chippendales *finally* has a HOT has-been...
Joey Lawrence is taking it all off … or most of it at least … because the 90s heartthrob just inked a deal with the man-stripper crew at Chippendales in Vegas.
A rep for the beefcake brigade tells TMZ, the 36-year-old former “Blossom” star will don the legendary bow tie … and not much else … for a special engagement at the Rio from June 7th-24th. (cont.)
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Joe Biden is *really* smellin himself lately.
I hope he doesn’t think he has a shot at the Presidency in 2016…
#NotWhileHillaryIsAlive
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To everyone taking shots at Jenny McCarthy for...
Have you SEEN Jenny McCarthy lately???
If I looked like that, I wouldn’t own clothes. Two pasties and some dental floss and I would be go to go.
This is what The Superficial had to say:
Like most scientists, Jenny McCarthy just wants the respect of her peers and to be acknowledged for her tireless research in the field of medical science. Which explains why she agreed to show her...
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