June 2012
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I'm turning off my phone.
Don’t text me. I *must* catch up on my reality TV. Tonight’s schedule:
Dance Moms
Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta
Tia & Tamera
Mob Wives: Chicago
I also have to catch up on Days Of Our Lives and Dallas.
I’m bout to plow through this whole pint of Java Chip…
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Black people don't tip.
What is that? How did that start and why are we still not tipping? I literally CANNOT BE FRIENDS WITH YOU if you don’t tip. You can call me every kind of Classist and Bougie you want to—I do not care. [[MORE]]
I feel like that says so much more about you than just not wanting to leave a tip.
I feel like we come from two totally different worlds that will never meet in the middle....
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This is how I do my chores too.
I make eggs while I iron, listening to Quad City DJ’s “C’Mon N’ Ride It (The Train)”.
Clearly, Octomom’s sex vid is a comedy. There’s no other explanation for this gif. Or the rest of the gifs.
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I'm glad we didn't have electoral colleges in...
We probably woulda still had to drink grape juice when clearly the majority wanted apple. Some SuperPAC of Children of Grape Farmers woulda got together to sway the electorate and promise them extra juice and we’da been stuck.
But it was one person, one vote, equal voice. How novel an approach.
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The Naked Miami Face Eater wasn't on bath salts.
Apparently, just some regular-ass weed turned him into a zombie!!
This is truly the saddest day of the year. When Michael Jackson’s tiger died of lung cancer, I was sure this week couldn’t get any worse. Oh how wrong I was.[[MORE]]
Lab tests detected only marijuana in the system of a Florida man shot while chewing on another man’s face, the medical examiner said Wednesday,...
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I'm convinced this is just a gay bar thing.
I really just need some website to compile a list of bars in the city where my hair will be fucked up. [[MORE]]I don’t understand it. Like, “Oh hey, look at this fabulous silky-silky goin on over here…” then BAM!!! FUCKING HOT ASS HUMID SAUNA FOR THREE HOURS and I’m leaving with my hair in a bun and a bandanna because my ‘do turned into cotton candy.
I guess...
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Aubrey O'Day just wants me to hate her.
This bitch has her dogs in first class.
Y’all.
I cannot be Team Aubrey anymore. [[MORE]]She just won’t stop with the Fuckery & Foolishness. The woman behind her is clearly wearing a face full of Who Is This Dizzy Bitch in First Class.
Aubrey O’Day is a certified headcase … so says one of her doctors, who issued the reality star an official medical document...
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The zombie apocalypse has turned on the dogs now!
Peoples is eating dogs alive and shit.
Come on bitch, we out![[MORE]]
A Texas man snapped and went “zombie,” while tripping on a designer drug. He ate his family dog while the pooch was still alive, police said.
Michael Daniel, 22, was smoking synthetic marijuana, known as “spice” or “K-2,” at his home on Jun 14, when he suddenly started attacking his family members...
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Sharon Needles really likes the word nigger.
This is a real autograph she signed for a real black person who paid real money to come see her real basic ass at a show.
But that’s OK because she’s a drag queen and she’s *~*Sharon Needles*~*….
Fuck that.[[MORE]]
I don’t see why make-up skills and some sewing classes give you license to just throw around racial epithets. Oh, you’re edgy? You’re...
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Jesse Jackson Jr. is exhausted.
Well how bout that. I didn’t even know black men could get that. I thought exhaustion was something only rich white girls with no jobs could get treated for.
Illinois Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has been on “a medical leave of absence” from Congress since June 10, his office announced Monday.
A statement revealed that he “is being treated for exhaustion”...
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Today in Totally unnecessary changes to things...
Big Ben is being renamed the Elizabeth Tower.
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain’s landmark Big Ben clock tower adjoining the Houses of Parliament will be renamed “Elizabeth Tower” to mark Queen Elizabeth’s 60th year on the throne, a parliamentary official said on Tuesday.
The announcement follows four days of celebrations earlier this month to mark the 86-year-old queen’s...
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Convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky says he's...
Sir. I have been lost all patience with you.
Why is Sandusky still talking? Why is he even able to make sounds? All of his orifices should be filled with cement by now.[[MORE]]
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — As Jerry Sandusky insisted through a lawyer Monday that he is not guilty of sexually abusing children, a juror who voted to convict the retired Penn State assistant coach said she hoped...
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Rap music cont...
vanessaprat replied to your photo: I never really liked rap music. I hated rap music…
What about Quest? I love them.
If I’m paying attention to the lyrics (ie, reading a long, because I never catch them just by listening) I find them and a lot of other rappers very creative. Just musically speaking, I need more actual music. :-/
bawnbawn replied to your photo: I never really...
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Aberzombie and Shit is closing almost 200 stores.
Nasty ass little company. I can’t even go into an Abercrombie & Fitch. It smells like gay desperation and stale white people. I hope they go all the way outta business.
The chain has already closed 135 underperforming U.S. stores over the past two years.
Chief Financial Officer Jonathan Ramsden told investors Wednesday at the Deutsche Bank Global Consumer Conference in Paris that...
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“Let’s say the sun really was the size of a tennis ball. If you like, picture it...”
– Read the rest (via Towleroad).
And that concludes today’s study in feeling completely insignificant. Thank you for your time.
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Republicans are now suing themselves because some...
Republicans just refuse to get their shit together. They can’t even agree on a candidate let alone a doctrine. A whole gaggle of them just filed a lawsuit against their own party for helping Romney become the front-runner.
Clearly this is some Ron Paulness going on here.
Over 120 delegates to the Republican National Convention have joined a lawsuit against the GOP arguing they have been...
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China can't tell the difference between a mushroom...
I wish I was making this up.
This is the same country that’s trying to build the world’s tallest building in under three months. But y’all can’t tell fungus and pocket pussies apart? No ma’am, Pam.
Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village by Audrey Wozniak Jun 19, 2012 10:28am
The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus...
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Mob Wives Chicago is so bad.
So bad. And, I’m just assuming here, but Chicago must be a ROUGH town if these mugs are the best VH1 could come up with. I’m not saying they’re busted per se, but damn, this is reality TV. Ain’tchu pose-da look betta than the average Jane? The Staten Island ladies aren’t beauty queens, but these Chicago broads look HOARD.
I don’t wanna go to any city...
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Great, now West Nile is on its way.
I’ve already been ATE UP by mosquitoes since the end of March. I’m highly pissed with this.
Hot Weather To Bring Out Mosquitos Later This Week June 18, 2012 1:37 PM
HARTFORD, Conn. (CBSNewYork) - It’s a good time to make sure you’ve stocked up on bug spray, WCBS 880 Connecticut Bureau Chief Fran Schneidau reported.
A combination of a mild winter coupled with very warm and...
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Things I observed in Harlem yesterday.
Sorry if I’m about to offend you. But not really. If you’re offended, then you should probably change something you’re doing immediately.[[MORE]]
So.
I have to move at the end of the summer so I said “Hey, let’s be proactive and look at apartments.” Why was I looking all up in Central Harlem? I don’t even go there. But the price was calling my...
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I'm boycotting Rock of Ages because this is...
I can’t. I just….wait…okay, I just can’t even….wait a sec….okay, this is just so….wait, can’t hold it back anymore ::VOMITALLOVEREVERYTHING::
He is so gross. Rock of Ages should be right up my alley. Ridiculous costumes? Eighties hair band music? Mary J. Blige? All of this should spell Win. But Tom Cruise is fucking with the flow and I...
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China to construct world's tallest building in...
I don’t mean the building will be starting 90 days from now. I mean they plan to build a 2,749 foot building in just three months.
Oh okay, China.
Y’all go ahead and do that. Just let me know exactly where it is so I can be at least a mile away from it at all times. I ain’t trynna be nowhere near that thing when the next earthquake hits because you know it’s gonna look...
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Anderson Cooper is not gay at all. →
Nope. Not one bit. Straight men are always secretly this sassy, and Twitter just gives them a medium on which to express their inner queen.
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This is a fucking mess.
Apparently this little girl is a prodigy because she splattered some paint around.
This is why I don’t discuss art. Because I don’t get it. But I posted it on a messageboard anyway to see how other people felt.[[MORE]]
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Republicans to Colored Folks: "All y'all look...
They didn’t say it in so many words, but ya know, BASICALLY.
See, Republicans need Latino support in this next election, so they’ve been reaching out to those Family Values Brown Catholics. The Republican National Comittee’s Latino site is prominently featured on the main RNC page too, so everybody feels all nice and equal and worthy.
That would be all well and good, except...
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Lisa Brown is the new bitch not to be messed with.
Move over Tamron Hall. There’s a new HBIC on deck.
Don’t let that nice White Lady Suburban Momface fool you. She got sassy in the Michigan House of Representatives and got herself banned from speaking. Werq, hunty.[[MORE]]
So, the House has a few bills about abortion on the floor right now. On Wednesday, lawmakers were debating the bills when Ms. Lisa Brown had enough and spoke...
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