Dominique Ansel bakery closed over a mouse.
If you live in NYC and you truly think every place you eat — even if they have an A rating — is free from pests, you are a crazy person. Rodents are literally everywhere, and it really is a dick move to film a mouse in a bakery and post it on the Internet instead of bringing it to the restaurant’s attention.
I hope somebody puts rat turds in that bitch’s food somewhere.
6:01 pm • 4 April 2014 •
Being cruised on the subway…or…
Me: [reading a book…look up…lock eyes with the cute guy across from me]
Cute Guy: [quickly looks away]
Me: [reading a bit more…look up…lock eyes with the cute guy acros from me]
Cute Guy: [quickly looks away]
Me: [rightfully assuming I look cute tonight and he wants to talk to me *slash* possibly follow me home] Hey, what’s up?
Cute Guy: [looks embarrassed] Oh hey, sorry, I’m a creeper, but are you Rafi?
Cute Guy: I was pretty sure. I read your blog, but I wasn’t sure how you would take someone saying hi.
Me: Oh! Thanks for reading! I think it’s great when people say hi.
Cute Guy: Oh good, I didn’t want to end up getting bitched out in one of your rants haha. This is my stop, nice meeting you!
Filed Under: That awkward moment when you think you’re being cruised but it’s just a guy who reads your blog and is afraid to say so just in case you’re as abrasive in real life as you are online.
2:31 am • 4 April 2014 •
50 Cent is out here reading Puff Daddy.
Someone please hand 50 Cent a towel to mop up all this truth tea he spilled on The Breakfast Club.
Now, I’m not one to say 50 Cent is relevant at alland I do think it’s hella cheap to try and take shots at someone just to get your name out there. Still. Truth is Truth regardless of the source and THIS is almost too real.
5:11 pm • 3 April 2014 •
I don’t care if James Franco tried to smash on Instagram.
Most of the internet seems really upset today that James Franco was trying to get it in with a 17-year-old via Instagram. But honestly, I am just so…
I’m a tell you why, but as usual, please feel free to call me out if I’m totally off the mark because honestly, this could be a male privilege *slash* failure to see harassment sorta situation. If I’m in the wrong, lemme hear why you think so.
3:22 pm • 3 April 2014 •
These are your black aunties…in pictures.
I’ve had this “celebrity” black auntie post by keithsweatshop sitting in my drafts for months and forgot it was there. After the black auntie post from Monday, I thought this needed to make its debut, so these are your aunties.
this the auntie that sell avon no kids
this the pretty auntie who go to church
1:00 pm • 3 April 2014 •
The Supreme Court doesn’t mind that rich people buy elections.
One more strike against democracy and one more push into full blown plutocracy today as the US Supreme Court has further lifted limitations on campaign donations from private citizens.
(Also, I just read that sentence again and it sounds like the lead-in for a Top Story at 6 kinda newscast. Clearly the industry needs to stop sleepin on my skillz.)
5:04 pm • 2 April 2014 •
Look at this photo.
Maybe I’m lost, but what is bold, new, or epic about these braids other than being on a white girl with an instagram filter?
4:05 pm • 2 April 2014 •
Two Maury guests got arrested after fighting in the hotel.
A couple from Chicago visiting Connecticut to appear on the Maury Povich show ended up in jail after the woman found her her boyfriend had slept with her mom.
Whelp. I guess all that drama isn’t fabricated after all.
3:05 pm • 2 April 2014 •