The FCC may allow in-flight cell phone calls.
I. Am. Horrified.
In 2012, Delta conducted a survey about making calls from your cellphone during flights, and 64% said they were not in favor.
The other 36% are assholes who would spend four hours on a cross-country flight talking about a “merger” or “my daughter did the cutest thing” and they deserve to die.
12:01 pm • 22 November 2013 •
Ashton Kutcher tried to have a go at Wal-Mart.
Ashton Kutcher is pretty absent from my radar these days. His breakup with Demi did kind of leave him fairly unlikable, in that whole douchebag bro-dude sort of way, but he never really does anything that offensive. Or newsworthy.
Anytime a celebrity tries to take Wal-Mart to task, they get a pass from me for that day, and that’s just what Ashton did on Twitter.
10:11 am • 22 November 2013 •
Kimye…A Week in Review.
These past seven days have been a whirlwind of positive publicity for America’s most beloved couple. From eating at Wendy’s to bitching about Zappos to fucking on a motorcycle in a Bob Ross painting, Kim & Kanye are really on top of their game right now. Let’s review.
4:01 pm • 21 November 2013 •
20-year-old spent 3 years in Rikers Island without a trial.
Add this to my growing list of reasons why the NYPD scares me. Kaleif Browder was 16-years-old when he was accused of robbery by someone he had never met. Unable to post bail, he and his family maintained his innocence for three years while he suffered the brutal conditions of Rikers Island awaiting trial. Earlier this year he was released without so much as an apology from the city.
2:00 pm • 21 November 2013 •
Chris Brown throwin’ rocks at his momma now!!!
Yooooooooooooooooooo! Are we ready to drop this cat now? I can’t. That is like the cardinal sin in the CFC (Colored Folks Community). You might get away with beating up your girlfriend. You might get away with trashing TV studios because you’re a brat. You might get away with Twitter beefs and crocodile tears and brawling in clubs and beating up fans. But never — NEVER — disrespect your Moms.
How do you throw a rock at your mother??? I’m so gagged right now.
12:00 pm • 21 November 2013 •
Today in excessive use of force: Shooting at kids and a taser to the face.
Another day, another case of police having absolutely no frame of reference for what constitutes reasonable force in a situation.
Who in their right mind would ever fire a gun into a van full of children to stop the driver from speeding away? Cops.
Who would handcuff a 14-old-boy and then shoot a Taser at his face because he stole from Wal-Mart? Cops.
Who has to answer for this? Not Cops, that’s for sure.
**graphic photo below**
10:07 am • 21 November 2013 •
Come on over….to Reading Rainbow…
cutiepie in the skyyyyy
your ass is so supersiiiiiized
the cakes I see
you should bottom for me
so come on overrrrrr
weeeee caaaaaan goooo any wheeeerrrrre
if I say please
will you be on your knees
when you come on overrrrrrrr
weeeee caaaaaan doooo any thiiiiiiinnnng
and when we’re through
I’ll do it for you
when you come on overrrrrr
so come overrrr! (come on over…come on overrrrrrrr)
1:15 am • 21 November 2013 •
Everybody is saying Lady Gaga is “over” and they need to hush.
These amateurs out here need to leave the Lady Gaga shade to yours truly, because people are trying to pull irrelevant points together to somehow “prove” that Stefani’s career is on the decline.
Did she or did she not just release another #1 album? Didn’t it sell over 200,000 copies this week? Aren’t her obnoxious Little Monsters still sending out anonymous death threats and offering sexual favors on Craigslist to support that basic broad and her boring beats? That’s doesn’t sound like a career that’s almost over. That sounds like Madonna's career right now.
5:59 pm • 20 November 2013 •