How does that happen?
Look at one of your yearbooks from elementary school, if you have them. Find all the ugly kids and then compare them to how they look now. The majority of them are still not that cute. (They could be wonderful people on the inside—I’m just making a point here.)
Now, think back to all the unfortunate-looking childstars who grew up to be hot. Creep-city Christina Ricci got Double D’s and double hot. Those monkey-faced Olsen babies turned into [anorexically] attractive style mavens. This Two and a Half Man has a few more years until he can officially get it, but I’m sensing a trend. Either Hollywood can see the future and envision attractive adults out of awkward children, or money really can buy anything.
So I don’t typically watch Two and a Half Men unless it happens to be on and I can’t find the remote and I need something bright and shiny in my face making noise while I eat a quick dinner before running out of the apartment. I’m not the biggest fan of sitcoms, (especially these days now that black people don’t exist on primetime) because I rarely laugh at jokes…and white people just aren’t that funny. I was just curious to see how America’s Number One Comedy (yes, guys…that is the most-watched sitcom on TV) would handle the departure of the lead character.
Well, white people still aren’t that funny. But Ashton Kutcher is HOT, and surprisingly effective in the role. I really don’t think of him as an actor ever. Just a hot guy with an old wife who makes bad movies and Tweets a lot. I thought he did a good job filling in though. Plus he’s naked. And not only is he naked, he’s naked on the very same spot where JOHN STAMOS stood a few scenes before. Yes, god, bitch! John Stamos made a cameo and I came. Can he have a sitcom too?
Oh I just had a vision: John Stamos in a new pilot with Shangela, Tracee Ellis Ross, LL Cool J, Niecey Nash, and Kristen Wiig. I can’t really envision why these people are in a show together or what it’ll be about, but I would watch that.
But back to Men…it was “fine.” I never watched it before and that wasn’t enough to make me watch it again, but it doesn’t seem to be any worse so we’ll see what happens with the ratings.
I’ll just google the gifs fangirls will inevitably make of all the Ashton nude scenes and that’ll be enough for me.