I wish this was Britney Spears.

I’ve never said that about anything, ever, but I really wish JLo’s new video had been a Britney video instead.

“Papi”

Causing accidents and all sorts of mayhem just walking down the street?

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But.

JLo has been rubbing me the wrong way ever since she made a whole production about whether or not she was gonna renew her American Idol contract and this weak-ass song is not helping. I’ll just go ahead and say it: Kat DeLuna already made this song five years ago and it was called “Whine Up.” She did it better and this whole shebang is really unnecessary. That said, the video was kind of cute. I love the sound effects. I’ve never heard so many sound effects in a video over the track. It’s like she and everybody else knew this song was just background music anyway and reacted accordingly.

I’m pretty much just over her to be honest. Unless there’s a Selena Sequel nobody told me about, I don’t really need to hear the word “JLo” again.

PS: Does anybody remember how she was able to successfully brand herself “JLo”? Everytime I type it I think of how dumb that is…