Rambling Wednesdays: I want to talk about White Girl Hair.

It came up as a topic of conversation on a forum I participate in the other day and I’m still thinking about it. Not just white girl hair as a general entity of the universe, but most specifically how it ends up everywhere.

You go to a room full of white girls, and your chances of finding long, thin hairs on your clothes and furniture at home are pretty close to 100%. You can go your whole life without having a white girl in your house, but all you need is that one blonde chick, who you talked to for maybe half an hour at the bar, to fling her hair the wrong way and that’s it. White girl hair will be in your house and there’s nothing you can do about it. You never know when you’ll pick it up, and when the transfer happens, you’re completely unaware. Then a few days later when it turns up, you can rack your brain and think “who did this come from?” but there are just so many white girls in the world, it’s impossible to pinpoint who caused the infestation.

Kind of like bedbugs that don’t bite.

And white girl hair gets really personal.

The other day, I was minding my own business, watching Dancing With the Stars, and I had to scratch my balls. Hmm…what is this hair that feels completely unlike my ball hair? Let me tug it. Out comes this lonnnnnnnnng blonde white girl hair that somehow was tangled up in my taintscruff. And that feeling when you pull a ridiculously long hair out of your ass patch…. ( .__.)

So personal. I feel like I was just molested.

How did that get there? I have *never* had a white girl in my taint. Not a blonde one anyway. Well, not a blonde one recently so what happened? I guess there was some blonde girl close enough to my laundry to shed her hair onto my drawers.

Then it just makes me think “how many people have pulled my hair out of their crotch?” Because, sadly enough, I too shed like a white girl and I have a lot of hair. I feel like there’s a whole cadre of people who have gotten randy at some point and decided to masturbate and then…”What the…RAAAFFFFIIII!!!!”

And I know how a long, thin, straight hair feels when it’s all wrapped up in the grundle, so I can imagine what one of my thick curly hairs feels like coming out of there. It gives me a chuckle.

Oh, White Girl Hair…sending my mind on all sorts of tangents.