Watch this video.

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.
OMG.

So, these little bitches are officially trying to take over the world. They’re pretty much the biggest non-Western group on the planet and here they go, singing awkward English lyrics on top of a Teddy Riley cut. (For those of you who don’t know, Teddy Riley is a really big deal. He was in Guy and Blackstreet, the king of new jack swing, writing songs for everybody from Janet Jackson to Lady Gaga).

Obviously the Korean version rolls off the tongue better, but I don’t care. This shit is gorgeous. I mean…it is ridiculously pretty. And Sunny’s hair! I have this thing about Asian girls and blonde hair….Stop it. Don’t do that. But Sunny is killing that platinum, Ashlee Simpson pixie. Miss Ma’am, you better werq, do you hear me? Yes GOD, bitch. And is it just me, or does Hyoyeon kind of ALWAYS look like a ho? But classy though. Like, heaux. Like she’s only a heaux for billionaires and CEOs and shit.

Anyway, this song is not great. It it autotuned to hell and back and there is basically no chorus. And I do not care. I’m already in line for my tickets to their next show at Madison Square Garden (yeah, they totally played there before) and you cannot talk me out of it.

Now.

Let me just go and pull out my Sonic Youth Daydream Nation album and pretend I still know what good music is.