O-Town “Liquid Dreams”
First of all, star of my liquid dreams? Is that like…a dirty sex dream? Like a nocturnal emission? That’s nasty. And it should never be on the radio.
I actually had moderately high hopes for them since I did watch them come together on Making the Band. (Remember how that Hawaiian guy randomly quit after making the group because he couldn’t be away from his family? Punk bitch.) But no group actually survives after MTB (See: Da Band…Danity Kane…Day26) so they broke up shortly, either from internal issues or because the world realized they couldn’t sing after they did this song live on television and ears bled all over the country.
Ashley Parker Angel put out a “rock” album that sounds like a Kelly Clarkson record if you close your eyes, but nobody bought it. Now he’s trying to be an actor while the other 4 guys stage a comeback. They mad because he wouldn’t agree to a reunion, but really they can just replace him with some other generic blonde and nobody will know the difference. I hear Drew Lachey isn’t too busy these days…
Also of note: The lyrics of this song mark the last time time the phrase “Janet Jackson” was actually relevant.