We are the Braxtons and you’ll see that
We are not like an ordinary family.
So. I have successfully gotten everyone put on to Braxton Family Values and now we all have our characters, from L to R:
- Tracy, cause she’s the fattest. But we love her anyway.
- Tamar, cause she is the diva and pretends to be the classy one.
- Towanda, cause she is responsible and she holds the group together.
- Toni, me, duh, the superstar.
- Trina, cause that bitch is forever drunk.
At first I was supposed to be Tamar cause I like all her Tamar-isms and DotComs, but I’m not diva enough so I had to concede the crown.
I thought we looked a mess last night, but apparently we kept it together. Good job, Braxtons.