…oh I’m sorry. I think I dozed off in the middle of typing that because the show is so boring. But yeah, the X Factor finale is tonight. Somebody is about to win $5million for being really mediumish.
PS: Does anybody else think Chris has some negro somewhere in there? Not because of his “soulful music” or whatever…he just looks colored to me.
I have a really sick feeling that Chris Rene is gonna walk off with it. And then I’m gonna have to throw myself in front of the A train because I can’t deal with an America who likes him that much. Most people I know are Team Melanie, and that’s cool. I actually thought she would win from her first audition. People love a pretty girl with a big voice. I think Simon sent her home only to bring her back again just for the storyline, give her some extra heft with the background. Because obviously he wants her to win.
To be honest, the only album I’d buy would probably be Josh’s just because I don’t know what he would do on it. Melanie is gonna put out a really middle-of-the-road pop/R&B album, half stacked with big ballads, a few upbeat cuts about going out or female empowerment, and at least one song about Jesus backed by a gospel choir. That is her whole album. But Josh…would he do a rock record? A throwback soul record? A singer-songwriter album? I’m curious. And the way he screams at me? ::goosebumps:: Yes big daddy, growl at me all night, please and thank you.
But can we talk about this video of Nicole Scherzinger singing the Phantom of the Opera?
So she’s not an opera singer, obviously. But she’s a way better singer than anybody gives her credit for. I’m really impressed with her range. That role is so hard, they still double-cast it on Broadway and alternate performances so no one gets worn out. Ol’ girl is way more than just chest pops, pelvic thrusts, and come-hither choruses. I just wish her material wasn’t so bad. I couldn’t even get through her entire performance of that weak-ass “Pretty” song she did on the show. And I am Team Nicole! I’ve always been Team Nicole! But even I can’t overlook the fact that allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of her music is so extra-boring. I wish Simon would loan her some money so she could pay for some real producers. I mean, he’s about to give $5million to newly-reformed crackhead. Surely he can spare a few hundred thousand to get Nicole a hit record.