Anonymous asked: how do you give a blow job?

Buy a decorative box and wait for a friend’s special occasion. Take a fresh bag of unopened party balloons and put them in a box. When they open it and ask “why are you giving me new balloons?” you answer “It’s your job to blow them up.”

11:43 am  •  10 January 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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