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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

These are prostitutes from Daytona Beach. | SLTA___
     These are prostitutes from Daytona Beach.
This heffa looks like she escaped from a Branch Davidian compound where she churned butter and did Crystal meth…. WHOOOOO is paying to hit this!!??THIS b*tch looks like she is waiting for a call that is never going to come. She looks like her cabinets are filled with spam and saltine crackers
……bytch looks like a copy of a copy.They straight-up had Sojourner truth on the stroll, son…. Sojourner Truth. If this heffa came up to me in a dark alley talking about she can make me feel good, I would assume that somewhere somehow, somebody fed a mufuggin Mogwai after midnight. Let me just say that I can assure you that I would never be horny enough to get up inside some underground railroad vagina, son.

I told you Florida was a different planet!  Dudes PAID to put their PENISES into those women’s VAGINAS.  PAID ACTUAL MONEY THAT THEY EARNED AT A PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.  TO DO THAT.


And that’s just half.  See the rest of them at Oh Hell Nawl.

3:30 pm  •  6 March 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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