Dolly Parton “Jolene”
You know how to make perfect NYC weather even perfecter? Listening to some Dolly Parton. So let’s all watch Dolly beg Jolene not to take her man. It’s quite sad if you think about it.
Also, if you think about it, this could not have been a black woman. Dollisha Parton Jackson would just be like “Oh Jolene? You want my man? Well you can have him, his Xbox, and his dirty socks because I got a new one deck who knows better than to dip around with a white woman behind my back.”