When is Damon Wayans Jr. going to take his fucking clothes off?

I love Happy Endings. I do. But I’m going to need DWJ to come up out of them fancy suits. It is HIGH TIME he prance around in his underwear like those other two dorks. Because this man is fine. This man is the finest man on television. How fine is he? So fine that he can be on the same show with adorable-fucking-totally-my-type Adam Pally and still be the finest man on the show. Where are the writers? How do I get their attention? Get his clothes off, IMMEDIATELY.

What is he afraid of? Is he scared he won’t live up to the “stunning physiques” of his costars? Because this…

…is nothing to be intimidated by. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with Zachary, I’m just sayin.

And I *know* he can’t be intimidated by Adam. Because this…

…is the opposite of what everybody on TV aspires to be. (It’s also what needs to SIT ON MAH FACE IMMEDIATELY, but I digress.)

So what is the deal, DWJ? I know I’m not the only one who feels this way because whenever I mention him in mixed companies, the ladies are definitely Team Wayans. I’m still dumbfounded that Zachary made the top 100 hottest guys on television and Damon didn’t. Are they on crack? They must be on crack. Because DWJ is fucking adorable.

I love him. Can I have him? Is he gay? It’s impossible to tell with a Wayans…