Madonna “Go Sit Down”

Time to rewrite another song.

(Spoken)
Oh my god
I’m heartly sorry
that you’re not as good as me
and I detest all of your music
because I dread listening to you
and watching your videos
but most of all because I loathe thee
and I want so badly for you to go away.

Verse 1
Kesha’s robotic.
She needs to take a bath
and stop dressing up in trash
that little bitch ain’t got no class.

Gaga’s psychotic.
Why does she dress like that,
while her music is so bad?
It’s so sad.

Pre-chorus 1
I got that burnin hot desi-i-i-i-re
to set these little girls on fi-i-i-i-re.
This song’s better than your enti-i-i-ire
catalog.
Listen to the chorus of this song.
It’s got me singin.

Chorus
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!
Madonna’s back now.
You can go sit down.
I’m like
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!
You can go away now
before I shut you down.

Hook
These girls wanna fight, where’s my Vaseline?
Let me freshen up this game like I’m Listerine!
Burn these bitches down before you count to three.
Smoke is in my eyes, glad I got Visine.

Madonna’s back now.
You can go sit down.
You can go away now
before I shut you down.

Verse 2
Beyonce’s baby…
She didn’t really birth it.
Felt like stretchmarks wasn’t worth it,
so she paid a poor surrogate.

There’s Rihanna…
That bitch can’t even dance.
Got no booty in her pants.
Where’s your ass?

Pre-chorus 1
Katy Perry’s got that fi-i-i-i-re
‘cause Russell Brand had the desi-i-i-i-re
to put his dong in the enti-i-i-i-re
L-word cast…
passin herpes round from ass to ass.
It’s got me singin

Chorus
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!
Madonna’s back now.
You can go sit down.
I’m like
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!
You can go away now
before I shut you down.

Hook
These girls wanna fight, where’s my Vaseline?
Let me freshen up this game like I’m Listerine!
Burn these bitches down before you count to three.
Smoke is in my eyes, glad I got Visine.

Bridge
Britney, Britney, Britney
I’ve been prayin for you.
Looks like, looks like, looks like
you’re finally pullin through…
pullin through…

But them other chicks
Get out my waaaaaaaaay….hey!

Chorus
Hook

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