That is a canned chicken.
YUM-O! So fast and convenient! And it looks totally edible and delicious and not covered in a mysterious slime from a planet we haven’t discovered yet. And it’s fully cooked? So I can just pop that onto a plate with some canned fish assholes and a canned peanut butter & jelly sandwich (also on the list)? Modern technology you guys. Aren’t you glad you live in this 21st century?