Around this time every year, I start wrestling with My Hair because it’s about to get hot. A) Hair is hot and obnoxious in the summer. B) Everybody goes into heat and gets boo’ed up with someone and being a dude with long hair seriously cuts into your dating options.
I cut a few inches off the other week but I always struggle with just shaving it all off. I mean, I’ve had so much hair for so long, I can’t imagine myself totally bald, like none of my clothes would look right and I would just be Big Gay Face on blast with no kind of cover. Plus, what if I hate it like I did the last time I shaved my head and then it never grows back right?