I know right?  Who am I? 

I mean, downtown Brooklyn isn’t the HOOD hood, but that movie theater on Court Street is definitely a few shades left of classy.  And that’s why I’m going!

One thing I refuse to do: go see a movie on opening weekend.  Too many people, too much talking, and I cannot deal.  And it’s always black folks.  But Steve Harvey’s I-Don’t-Know-Who-Decided-This-Was-A-Good-Movie-Idea flick is coming out tonight and I feel like I will enjoy it so much more if there are loud black people talking to the screen.

So.

We’re gonna get drunk on the Promenade, wander our bougie asses on over there, and enjoy the show!  Both shows—the film itself and whatever the audience is gonna give me.

Hopefully, if I make it back to Manhattan in one piece, I’ll have some fun things to report.

2:44 pm  •  20 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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