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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



Rihanna "Where's the Ham?" Feat. Drake | SLTA___
     Rihanna “Where’s the Ham?” Feat. Drake

So, I got inspired again to rewrite a song.

Rihanna
Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?

Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?
Oh na na, a leg of lamb?
Leg of lamb?  Leg of lamb?

Drake
Yeah, I heard you good with a crock pot.
Yeah, you know how to bake.
Heat the oven to three hunnit sixty five right?
Cause I’m trynna get some cake ohhhh

Fried chicken, collard greens.
I came over for some mac n cheese.
Okay, a dinner roll.
Oh you fancy? Follow up with a filet of sole.

Let me eat.
I’m trynna taste every bite, your cookin is a treat.
You just waitin for me to finish my dinner, girl.
Almost done, wait. Gimme twenty minutes girl.

Where’s the ham? Leg of lamb?  Send it out.
I smell it cookin, bring it here, put it in my mouth.
I been thinkin bout this meal all day.
Lemme tear it up ain’t nothin left to say.

Rihanna
Not everyone can
Cook in the kitchen like I can
Knows how to make you want it
Whatever you eat, I’m on it.

You want some chicken?
Or maybe I make some chittlins?
Or cornbread in a skillet?
Whatever your wish, I’ll fill it.

Hey boy, I really wanna see
If you can clean your plate, eat all your food
Hey boy, I really wanna cook for you
Cause you too skin-ny, oh na na na na.

I need a boy, who eats like I do
Asks for seconds, as soon as he’s through
Uh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh

Hey boy, I really wanna see
If you can clean your plate, eat all your food
Hey boy, I really wanna cook for you
Cause you too skin-ny, oh na na na na.

I need a boy, who eats like I do
Asks for seconds, as soon as he’s through
Uh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh

Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?
Oh na na, a leg of lamb?
Leg of lamb?  Leg of lamb?

Baby I got you
I heard you like some seafood
Crab legs? softshell? or just blue?
Lobster? Three, or just two?

Or some chinese? 
You like shrimp fried rice with snow peas?
Soy sauce on the side? Just say please.
I’ll…fulfill your needs.

Hey boy, I really wanna see
If you can clean your plate, eat all your food
Hey boy, I really wanna cook for you
Cause you too skin-ny, oh na na na na.

I need a boy, who eats like I do
Asks for seconds, as soon as he’s through
Uh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh

I’m so amazing
With food, I know I can turn it out
That’s why you want me
To cook for you, I see in your eyes

I’m bout to feed you
You’ll eat until you’re losing your miiiinnd

Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?

Oh na na, where’s the ham?
Oh na na, or toast and jam?
Oh na na, a leg of lamb?
Leg of lamb?  Leg of lamb?

Hey boy, I really wanna see
If you can clean your plate, eat all your food
Hey boy, I really wanna cook for you
Cause you too skin-ny, oh na na na na.

I need a boy, who eats like I do
Asks for seconds, as soon as he’s through
Uh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh

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Songs I Rewrote

8:48 pm  •  24 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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