NYPD cop says his dick will go in your mouth and out of your ear…but it’s just doing God’s work.

This is so awful it’s comical. You have to laugh because if any of my fellow New Yorkers were to sit and really think about how the NYPD is supposed to be keeping the city safe, you’d probably move.

Sergeant Lesly Charles got upset at some guys for illegally parking on a street in Bensonhurst down in Brooklyn. So, he followed them to a Chinese restaurant, put on his I’m Mr. Big Shit pants, and went on a pretty graphic spiel about his long dick and shoving guns up their asses.

Clearly this guy still has some hostility leftover from childhood about being a black dude named ‘Lesly.’

From the NY Post via Towleroad:

Sgt. Lesly Charles even indicated that some criminal activity is apparently OK on his beat — as long as he’s paid proper respect.

“You guys are hustling or whatever, I ain’t got no problem with that. Listen … do your thing,” Charles barked during the April 28 diatribe, which is now being investigated by the city’s Civilian Complaint Review Board. “But when I come around and I speak, you f—king listen. Tell your boys.”

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A short time later, Charles followed the group into the nearby No. 1 Chinese Food restaurant, flanked by two plainclothes cops.

“I have the long d—k. You don’t,” the cop bragged.

“Your pretty face — I like it very much. My d—k will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t f—k with me. All right?”

After the target of his tirade insisted, “I didn’t do anything,” Charles retorted, “Listen to me. When you see me, you look the other way. Tell your boys, I don’t f—k around. All right?”

“I’ll take my gun and put it up your a— and then I’ll call your mother afterwards. You understand that?”

For good measure, the sergeant added: “And I’ll put your s—t in your own mouth.”

Charles added, “I’m here every f—king day. I don’t go home. I have no life. No kids. I do what I do.’’ (cont.)

Video, if you’d like to see him in action.

When reached for comment, this upstanding paragon of police orderliness said he was just doing God’s work. Clearly, I missed the part in the Bible where it says Thou shalt not illegally park for thine punishment shall be forced sodomy with a firearm and penises in thine ear holes.

I’m just curious as to what the two plainclothes cops were thinking during this whole thing. Were they in silent agreement or were they both secretly thinking Oh shit, he is really wilding out right now. Do we stop him or just tell him he crossed the line after he’s done?

This is such a problem with cops though. I’ve met some really cool cops, but for every nice cop, there’s a dick with a badge who was a loser in high school and is making up for lost time by being an asshole to everybody. Ooo let me prove how big and bad I am. Say somethin, I dare you.

That is so tired.

Basically, all angry cops have tiny penises. I’m just gonna put that out into the universe in case you never knew.