WHITE PEOPLE! STOP TANNING!
Look at that man’s face. He was a truck driver for almost three decades and that’s why one side of his face looks like an elephant’s droopy ballsack. I don’t understand why you folks still lay out in the sun just to be a couple of shades darker for a few months knowing full well that you will probably look like beef jerky when you’re older.
I know one damn thing.
If I end up marrying some white dude who insists on tanning and he turns out to look like that when we get old while I’m still fresh as a daisy, trust and believe we will have the first divorce settlement based on wrinkles. I’m putting it in the pre-nup. Must use sunscreen and not do stupid white people shit like bake in the sun for funsies. Or watch Friends.