Look at this photo.
This was my fortune cookie at lunch. Obviously, this is whack. How can you trust anything that doubts the power of frosting? You can make anything taste better if you put enough frosting on it. What kind of fuckery is this?
This fortune cookie is just a hater anyway. Don’t be pissy just because frosting is so Creamy, Sweet, & Delicious while you’re Tasteless, Bland, and Completely Not Important. Nobody even eats you. We just break you open and hope for wisdom.
Fortune Cookie, don’t throw shade. It’s not cute. (Except when I do it.)
12:18 pm • 12 June 2012 •
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