Go to this link.10 Signs That Someone Doesn't Want To Sleep With You
::right click::
::print::
::paste onto various surfaces around my apartment::
I mean, we could talk about how many times I’ve been faced with various combinations of these signs and kept irrationally holding on to the slim chance that they would change their mind. But I talk about that all the time because I’m a BSP. (Bitter Single Person)
We could also talk about how often I find myself displaying said signs to Whoever I’m Currently In Lust With so they won’t know that I secretly spend my free time imagining how our His & His monogrammed bathrobes will look next to each other in our Upper West Side townhouse.
(No, this isn’t about you.)
(It probably was though.)

2:54 pm • 13 June 2012 •  
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