ATTN BLACK GIRLS WHO WORK AT TARGET!!!
(Yeah, I went there. And what. You were thinking the same thing.)
Those are my favorite chicks, talking about haters. What am I hating on? You being a cashier living in your momma’s house, but buying a new iPhone every 8 months and spending half your paycheck on Remi hair?
Why would I waste my time “hating” on something that’s *completely* attainable? I’m trynna hate on Oprah. Or Lisa Bonet. (I mean, Denise Huxtable might not be filthy rich, but have you seen her husbands? Lenny Kravitz and Jason Momoa? Yes, I will definitely hate all day.)