Convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky says he’s not guilty.

Sir. I have been lost all patience with you.

Why is Sandusky still talking? Why is he even able to make sounds? All of his orifices should be filled with cement by now.

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — As Jerry Sandusky insisted through a lawyer Monday that he is not guilty of sexually abusing children, a juror who voted to convict the retired Penn State assistant coach said she hoped the verdict would help his accusers heal.

The jury found the testimony of the eight victims who took the witness stand compelling, Ann Van Kuren said Monday. Jurors weighed the accounts and evidence diligently before finding Sandusky guilty last week of 45 counts for sexually abusing 10 boys over 15 years, she said.

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Sandusky, 68, is under observation at the Centre County jail, where he is being kept away from other inmates pending a psychological review that will help determine the next step toward his sentencing in about three months.

“He’s defiant and wants the truth to be told. He wants people to know that he’s not guilty,” said defense lawyer Karl Rominger, who visited his incarcerated client Monday.

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You know how every once in awhile you’ll be reading the news and some guy has just been let out of jail because he was wrongly convicted of a crime? An eyewitness put him at the scene of some criminal activity and the case built from there, but it wasn’t actually him, and the truth came out later?

This isn’t one of those times. Nobody wrong put him at the scene of a child rape 45 times. What’s his defense? That everybody lied? That they got the wrong guy? That it was some other wrinkly old white man that diddled little boys in the shower?

What kind of lawyer can even fix his mouth to let a defense for Sandusky fall out of his face? You gotta know that’s gonna be a losing case. I can’t bring myself trust anybody at his defense table. I just assume they’re all child rapists and trade stories during private counsel.

Sandusky is clearly just grasping at straws because we all know what happens to child rapists in prison. He’s about to get a taste of his own medicine, the likes of which he never even imagined, so I guess his strategy is to Deny, Deny, Deny and hope that’s enough for his fellow prisoners? ”Look Bruno, I got convicted, but I swear I didn’t do it! They railroaded me man! Lemme just get you a pack of cigarettes instead. Please don’t glue my elbows to my knees.”

Good luck with that, old man. You got a crappy Rest Of Your Life on the way. And you deserve every day of it.