The zombie apocalypse has turned on the dogs now!

Peoples is eating dogs alive and shit.

Come on bitch, we out!

A Texas man snapped and went “zombie,” while tripping on a designer drug. He ate his family dog while the pooch was still alive, police said.

Michael Daniel, 22, was smoking synthetic marijuana, known as “spice” or “K-2,” at his home on Jun 14, when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors, running around on all fours and barking and growling like an animal, local station KAIT television reported.

Witnesses said that Daniel then grabbed his family’s dog, beat it, choked it and then bit off chunks of its flesh.

Police later found him on a front porch with blood smeared on his face and clothes. They took him to a hospital.

Police arrested him on Monday on felony animal cruelty charges.

The dog died from the attack, KAIT reported.

“Synthetic pot” can be bought legally, but its dangers have become widely reported over the past year.

The drug is often marketed in head shops and online as herbal incense or potpourri.

It is known for triggering a quick, intense high that is often accompanied by paranoia, anxiety, agitation and convulsions.

Several teen deaths have been blamed on the drug since 2010. In March, the medical journal Pediatrics issued a warning about the substance, and Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has pushed for a nationwide ban.

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This wasn’t even bath salts. This was synthetic pot. This was perfectly legal. You can get this at the corner store. I used to see it at the bodegas when I lived in Brooklyn. Anybody can just walk into the deli, buy some synthetic pot, smoke it, then eat their dog.

What is this.

Why is this legal.

When’s the last time you heard of somebody on real pot eating their dog? I mean, you might trip and picture your dog in a bun with some ketchup or something, but you’re not going to actually try and eat it. This man was on all fours, growling and barking. Ain’t no marijuana nowhere that makes you turn into a zombie dog, but weed is illegal while I can buy zombie dog weird drug at the corner store.

But the real question is, why was he buying synthetic pot in the first place? Weed is the easiest thing in the world to find anyway. I mean, if somebody told me “Life or death! Go find me some weed OR go find me a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine serving McFlurries after midnight”…….I’ma pick the weed.

I guess he would still be in line trynna buy ice cream.