Pat Robertson on Slavery: The Bible made a boo-boo.
So, this is real fun:
We have moved in our conception of the value of human beings over the years until we realized slavery was terribly wrong.
I see. So, basically, the word of God, the guidebook to life, the living record of all things good and holy basically messed up on that part and now humanity has evolved to the point where we see the error of God’s old ways.
I guess we’ve also moved past stoning people for random, minor-ass infractions and keeping folks away from delicious foodstuffs like skrimps and bacon.
Glad we got that cleared up.