Nicki Minaj is a bitch.
I like her, so I’m not just saying shit to be saying shit the way I talk about that Rihanna heffah. Nicki Minaj really was acting like a complete trashbag. Because the grass wasn’t short enough outside her dressing room.
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The ‘Starships’ hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: “Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
“She threw a complete strop, pouting and pointing and asking someone to get a lawnmower to sort it out.”
Nicki - who is also said to have made the same demand at the BBC Radio 1 Hackney Weekend festival in London last month - was later blasted on twitter by a fellow performer at the annual music event, which took place in Balado Park, Kinross.
Singer Frank Turner tweeted: “You can (I suppose) be a d**k to your own crew, you’re paying them. But everyone else? Not to mention the people out front. Ugh.”
“To clarify: Nicki Minaj has been a selfish s***head to all the hard-working crew backstage at T. Pathetic. F**k off.”
The rapper also angered the crowd as when she eventually made it onto the stage 50 minutes late; her 30-minute performance was booed by fans after she appeared to be miming for much of it.
One fan said: “We were buzzing for the gig and it turned out to be a total joke. Disaster doesn’t even describe it.”
Really girl? Now, you know you need an ass-whoopin for that. Somebody send her to get me a switch.
I want to be Team Nicki because I think she’s an interesting character and a little burst of fresh air. But shit, you really that mad because the GRASS ain’t cut? I’m sorry, but that was you on my screen in your last video with green hair dressed up like a troll like that shit was hot, right? You have way more to worry about in your life than whether the grass is short enough…like…I dunno…trying to keep your career afloat after that shitty ass album you threw out.
Where do Asshole Celebrities come from? Were they always assholes and then just got beaucoup moneys and let their inner Kanye West run rampant? I can’t imagine being pissed about petty shit if I ever got rich. Because, bitch I’m rich! I’m worried about actual shit like my stocks and my next million and my charitable foundation in South Carolina for gay black kids with way too much fabulousness to be stuck in the south. That’s what I’m trynna focus on. Not whether JuanCarlos cut the grass short enough for my taste.
She was also pissed off and Tweeting pics of some old lady TSA agent at the airport because she says the woman felt her up during a security check.
She better get it together. It’s not like anybody will be checking for her (swole up) ass if Azealia Banks ever blows up anyway…