Also, we were drinking in the courtyard at XES.
Yes.
There is a gay bar owner in NYC who thought it was clever to spell “sex” backwards. Can we just address the names of these homo establishments here?
- Gym (because “masc musc” fags pretend to work out all the time)
- the Cock (because that’s what gays like)
- Urge (because you go here when you have the urge to see penises)
- Flaming Saddles ( because it sounds like damn gonorrhea???)
- Boxers (because this is what str8 and str8-acting homos wear)
- Bartini (because Chelsea gays like Sex and the City and drink things ending in ‘tini)
Come on gays. Do better. This is unacceptable.
I’m glad straight bars don’t do this. I shudder to think what would be going on at Coyote Ugly.

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