Look at this photo.

This looks like every conservative ‘Family Values’ Republican’s worst nightmare: A group of young, impressionable girls being indoctrinated into a life of sin by a lesbian in sunglasses.

Or, it’s just Justin Bieber and the Dance Moms girls.

Can we talk about how I have no idea what that yellow thing is that Chloe is wearing, but she is still stunting on all of those other little tricklets? On the opposite end of the spectrum, somebody needs to smack Holly in the mouth for putting Nia in that Bubble-Yum Wild Cherry Princess Dress. That is a lot of dress. A lot of really ugly dress. But I can’t really act surprised considering Holly is Bougie Black Hoity Toity on national television with raggedy edges WEEK AFTER WEEK FOR A YEAR NOW. Somebody tell her you can’t rock a perm with nappy baby hairs.

(PS: Look at Kendall pretending to be in the group. That’s cute.)

Why am I so invested in this show…there is no reason for me to know who any of these people are :-/