Mittens won’t release his tax returns because he didn’t pay his taxes. FOR TEN YEARS.

That slimy summbitch! Not only does Romney have umpteen offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes…dude doesn’t even pay taxes on the money he keeps in the states!

Yes, please. Be my President. You are a wonderful person of the highest moral fortitude who makes great decisions always.

From the Huffington Post:

Harry Reid: Bain Investor Told Me That Mitt Romney ‘Didn’t Pay Any Taxes For 10 Years’
Posted: 07/31/2012 3:46 pm

WASHINGTON — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has what he says is an informed explanation for why Mitt Romney refuses to release additional tax returns. According a Bain investor, Reid charged, Romney didn’t pay any taxes for 10 years.

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Saying he had “no problem with somebody being really, really wealthy,” Reid sat up in his chair a bit before stirring the pot further. A month or so ago, he said, a person who had invested with Bain Capital called his office.

“Harry, he didn’t pay any taxes for 10 years,” Reid recounted the person as saying.

“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” said Reid. “But obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?

“You guys have said his wealth is $250 million,” Reid went on. “Not a chance in the world. It’s a lot more than that. I mean, you do pretty well if you don’t pay taxes for 10 years when you’re making millions and millions of dollars.”

So.

Maybe it’s true; maybe it’s not true.

Let’s be real though: You know it’s true. What other reason would Mitt have for stonewalling all efforts to dig into his financial background? His campaign is forever saying they’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty, exposing more than he’s required to by releasing ONE YEAR of financials plus a PROJECTED set of numbers for the upcoming year. That’s what these people call above and beyond, and he wants to be my President?

If he had nothing to hide, he would’ve already given us everything we needed. Not paying 10 years of taxes would be a big something to hide, so I’m gonna roll with that. And a lot of other people are gonna roll with that too. Whether it’s true or not, Mittens has dug his own hole with this issue because he keeps blocking our efforts to get in his business. Americans love a Worst Case Scenario, so that’s what we’re gonna go with until Mittens shows us otherwise.

Plus, I don’t even like him anyway so I just wanna talk more smack.