Look at these photos.
Samuel L. Jackson really loves the Olympics. He should be the commentator for every sport.
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!
Y’all can just take me straight to the cemetery because I am so dead right now. Can Sam be my uncle? Can he be everybody’s uncle?
This is a man who clearly knows how to enjoy his millions…
I just picture him sitting in a recliner with a bottle of Mad Dog in a wife beater, yelling at the TV and tweeting randomly.
10:48 am • 2 August 2012 •
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