This is the idiocy we’re dealing with in this country. Bryan Fischer, who for whatever reason has tons of followers checking for his ridiculous viewpoints on things he’s annoyed by because they don’t line up with how he thinks, says states will secede from the Union if Obama is re-elected.
If Obama is re-elected…I think you’re gonna hear some serious talk about secession in any number of places around america.
You can watch the whole video, but it’ll make your brain itch. I got somethin for that though…
Does he really think enough people in any given state will be so upset they would allow their legislators to completely break away from the US? And then what, elect Mitt Romney to the Presidency?
OK, let’s say it happens. I really don’t give half a cold shit if some states decide to secede because let’s be real here, it wouldn’t be happening “all around the country.” It’ll be the shitty parts that drain the country of resources and help project an image to the rest of the world that all Americans are fat, red, angry, illiterate, sweaty and gun-crazy with an inflated sense of self and really outdated hairstyles. If y’all wanna go, I won’t raise not nary an objection to that. You like that phrasing? I’m trying to speak your language right now. Y’all can bounce.
But you do understand that the party you love so much does not love you back,right? You are the poor, dumb, hick being scared into voting for a rich white man who doesn’t give a shit about you. He cares about his dollars and he is content to let you work 60 hours a week for a minimum wage that barely supports your family while he’s sitting on a pile of money telling you the American way is hard work. And then you pat yourself on the back for being a real American.
You look crazy.
You think your life is hard now? Imagine what it’ll be like if you weren’t part of the union. You know the states that pay the most taxes? The majority are blue. The states that USE the most federal aid? Red. So if we stop pumping money into a system that helps you stay afloat, whatchu gonna do then? You think Mitt Romney is gonna help you stay on your feet when he hails from a state that fell to 47th in job creation while he was in office?
I find most Republicans a little distasteful, but RED STATE Republicans are the worst of the worst, and they don’t even realize the rest of their party looks at them like farm animals.
The typical Republican from my neck of the woods looks like this:
The typical Republican from a Red State looks like this:
Who do you think is running the party though? You really think that dude in his multi-million dollar compound cares that you don’t have enough to pay your electric bill this month?
Y’all need to wake up and smell the money. Or rather, smell the lack of no money, because that’s what you will have if by chance (or by some miracle) we let you secede from this country.