Evelyn mistakenly ran into Chad’s forehead with her face.

That must’ve been it. He says the headbutt was an accident so of course I believe him.

But I know that had to hurt.

Look at all that head. It looks like a big ol’ shotgun bullet.

CHAD JOHNSON ARRESTED for Domestic Violence

NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for domestic violence … allegedly against new wife Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1’s “Basketball Wives.”

Law enforcement sources tell us Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours.

According to our sources, the fight started when Lozada found a receipt for condoms in the center of the couple’s Maserati and confronted Johnson about it. A verbal argument ensued.

We’re told at some point during the argument, Johnson head-butted Lozada. According to reports, Johnson told police he butted heads with Lozada by accident.

Johnson is reportedly still in custody and wil have to go before a judge before he can be released.

Johnson and Lozada were married last month after Johnson proposed in November 2010 with a massive 10-carat diamond ring.

(source)

One of three things happened here.

Evelyn threw a bottle at the Wrong One and got headbutted for her trouble. Not that you should ever put your hands cranium on a woman another human being, but damn if she doesn’t have a history of popping off over silly shit.
Chad and Evelyn were going at it and they both decided to walk away…and ran into each other by accident. (????)
It’s summertime, when Basketball Wives usually films, and the producers wanted to get some good shit on camera. And Chad & Evelyn played their parts…maybe a little too well since girlfriend has “lacerations” on her head now.

I’m not even sure I care about these trainwrecks. I mean, I CARE or whatever, but only because I can’t wait to see how this plays out on the new season. Regardless of whether scenario 1, 2, 3 or a combo is the real truth, you know the cameras were there and it’s gonna be all over my TV screen in November.

These are some punk ass dudes on Baskeball Wives. Throwing a glass of water at your ex-wife? Headbutting your new one? I hope Royce don’t get her little ass run over by a car or something…