You know how it is when your office calls you at midnight to wish you a happy birthday but you can’t even answer the phone because your lips and tongue are too swollen because you have exercise induced anaphylaxis and you went drinking and dancing and now your face is all puffed up like Will Smith in Hitch? Oh you don’t know how that is?

You must not be me then.

Also, gimme some paypals for a birthday present if you want :-)

12:16 am  •  16 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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