Nicki Minaj is a Republican.

She says Mitt Romney is better for the economy.

I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney.
You lazy bitches is fuckin up the economy.

(source)

Whelp.

That’s the end of my short-lived relationship with this heffah.

One of two things is happening here though.

ONE.
She’s a bag of dicks who don’t know shit about the economy or how it works. Some other ignorant fool whispered in her ear “rich people vote Republican cause you save more money that way” and she jumped on the bandwagon. Nevermind the rest of his policies—that she also don’t know shit about—she’s just voting for the rich white man who’s promising to help her hold on to her dollars.

TWO.
She’s a whack-ass lyricist who thought it would be cute to rhyme “Romney” with “economy.” I’m leaning toward this one, TBH. Nicki has her moments, but we all know she’s been way to the Left of greatness recently and half of her shit is whack at best and unlistenable at worst. This will probably blow up over the course of the day and then we can all countdown to the moment she says “I was just joking…I was just playing a character…I wasn’t serious…It was just a rhyme…” whatever.

Either way, she’s finally hit my last button and Miss Onika can kick rocks.

Really…a black woman from the ghetto voting for Mitt Romney…she musta lost her damn mind…