Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together.

They haven’t explicitly said so, but raise your hand if you really thought they weren’t smashing behind closed doors these past 3 years….::crickets…crickets::

Yeah.

Now Breezy has publicly broken up with Karrueche, making black & white videos about loving two people at the same time, and expecting people to care I guess. Or something.

(source)

He is literally the Worst Person right now.

Let’s pretend for a quick second that he didn’t turn Rihanna’s face into meatloaf that one time. Just throw that out the window. It didn’t happen. He still:

Had somebody film this corny—CORNY—ass video.
Showed his ass at an interview, trashing dressing rooms and shit for being asked the wrong questsions.
Has a tattoo of a battered woman’s face on his neck.
Bears the distinction of being the only person ON THE PLANET to receive an injury from Aubrey “Softer Than Baby Shit” Graham, BKA Drake.
Has a delusional momma who spends all her waking hours gassing him up on Twitter and wearing questionable ponytail hair pieces.

And Rihanna still wants to be with him? He’s a clown. A straight-up clown. AND he got convicted for beating on women. On top of everything else, he’s an abuser who shows no remorse.

But these chaps are clearly gonna do what they wanna do, and what they wanna do is be together, so cross your fingers and hope for the best. Maybe he has changed and we won’t see an interview in 3 months where Rihanna says “oh I just fell down the stairs, it’s no big deal, and then I opened a cabinet onto my face and barbells fell out, clumsy me.” Hopefully that won’t happen and they can hold hands and skip away into the sunset with nary another controversy. Let’s just all send our well-wishes and let those (awful) people be together if that’s what they want.

At least now maybe Breezy can gain some weight under those awkward salmon-colored nipples because I swear Karrueche ain’t been feedin him nothing but bowls of rice and fish broth…