Today in “Jobs no one mentioned at the career fair…”

Porn Set Penis Injector.

This is where some guy takes a needle filled with some type of prescription boner booster and injects it into some other guy’s dick. The wang gets hard, the movie goes on, and everybody can get paid.

Until the guy who’s doing it becomes traumatized by the experience.

A San Francisco stagehand working for a pornography company filed a lawsuit Friday alleging he was fired after refusing to illegally inject performers with TriMix, a prescription-only medication intended to prolong erections.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Ronald Baker sued Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network for wrongful termination, emotional distress and violations of labor and professional business codes.

Baker’s attorney, Elisa Stewart, told The Huffington Post that her client, who has no medical training, was pressured to inject the substance into the penises of male performers shortly after he started working with the company.

According to Stewart, Baker eventually agreed to perform the injection and accidentally pierced his thumb with a needle. “The company had no protocol on how to handle the situation,” said Stewart.

Baker immediately underwent HIV and STD testing and wrote a letter to Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network explaining that he would not continue to administer the injections. Baker claims that his paycheck and health benefits were then cut.

“Shortly after, he discovered that the models receiving the injections didn’t even have prescriptions,” Stewart told HuffPost.

Calls to Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network were not immediately returned.

(source)

I love when people get fired and then get all moral. I bet he wasn’t thinking about prescriptions when he was handling all those peens in the fluff room. How do you even ask somebody to do that?

“Hey…Ronald…come over here for a second, I got a task for you. You look like you know your way around a dick. And you probably do drugs. Can you kill two birds with one stone and shoot some of this into Limp Willy’s noodle over there? Cause he’s wasting everybody’s time with that soggy spaghetti situation.”

What happened to Viagra to keep the boys up and ready? Shoot, what happened to cock rings? For that matter, what happened to just plain old “play with my dingaling and it’ll respond accordingly”? I don’t think any job is worth taking a needle to the dick everyday. How many holes can you poke in something before it starts looking like Swiss cheese anyway…